I'm strictly regimented, bro.

Nobody from or living in DC "looks up to" NY. That is not a thing.

SALMON SHORTS! I'm from the Philly, been here 3 years, and still count the salmon shorts sitings...hahahah. I love that this is a thing. And you. I love you.

Calm your tits. We don't give a shit about you either. :)

I think I just peed a little hahaha. Pure gold.

I'm from PA and live in DC. Most of my friends and family in PA are getting screwed over by Corbett and the state legislature. He was actually pushing his own private insurance marketplace design, but I'm not sure (and doubting) that it was approved. PA can look all around it (literally) in the coming months and…

You should land somewhere in the middle of those two justifications. The HIPAA/lack of guaranteed security is certainly a factor. But as someone who HAS seen government contracting happen, it's also a little of the favoritism too. Some other vendor probably could have done a much better job, but this particular…

My mom thought she was doing the right thing because my biological father is a dick, an abusive dick. She also stayed married to my stepfather for 19 years when he was ALSO a dick, an abusive dick. My mom is the strongest person I know. She is living proof of the cycle of abuse, and is kicking that cycle in the ass…

*I DIDN'T find out...sorry. I'm at work and trying to type quickly and failing. :)

I found out that my stepfather was, in fact, my stepfather until grade school when some admin person at school would not accept his signature on a document because his last name was different. My parents then admitted as much and only eeked out details over time, and I mean years. Not exactly the same, but I still…

I love you with ALL of the warmth left in my icebox of a heart. SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT T-SHIRT I'M WEARING! I cannot make decisions when I am trying to study torts while distracting myself in my Slutty McSlutslut attire.

People always think I am kidding when I say that I wear dresses to work all the time because it means I don't have to wear actual pants. EFF PANTS!

I work in DC; I've been here for about 3 years and was DEFINITELY having this conversation on my way out with a colleague who has substantially more time in. She complimented me on my pops of color/patterns. Don't let all the grey, khaki, and black get you down. Do you! I just got a promotion with a new career ladder…

Oh bish. I love you.

This has A LOT less to do with the color of the dummy than I think you realize. It's the combination of the noose and their chosen hood styles that reeks of racist intent. I'm from this area (right over the bridge in PA), I worked in the city for a long time, and I know some of these kids' older brothers and sisters.…

I read every comment with the word 'disgusting' as Regina George - "That vest was disgusting". Bahahah.

BEST.GIF.EVER!!!

DAMMIT YOU RUINED HIM FOR ME.

My initial reaction is that this is insanely awesome. This woman is a level of tough that I could only aspire to be. I have so much respect for you. After the elation at this announcement set in, my second thought is to fear for her as this will now place a very public target on her back. I wish it was not so, but I…

It's my only tone in the morning, my bad!