THE YELLOW IS PERF FIX UR EYES

The yellow dress is super cute! I want to buy it, but suspect it’s a fancy price too. *weeps*

It’s not the best dress of all time, but it’s a personal best in recent McCarthy history. I’m sure her options aren’t great, but she generally wears things that make her look like she doesn’t have a body or arms, just a floating head and hands.

I think it’s my favorite. It’s a hard length and color to pull off, but it’s working for me here.

I’m a huge fan of canary yellow, so I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree.

Me too! She carries off canary fucking yellow like a champ.

Totally disagree. The nude and yellow combo is interesting and modern. I would hate this if it were all yellow.

Melissa’s dress? I really like it!

She looks fantastic. Elegant and saucy, all at the same time. Way to create a beautiful dress, Christian! And way to fill it like a stunner, Leslie!

What’s even more awesome is that CS got married over the weekend which means he pulled off this beautiful dress while also trying to do wedding stuffs!

Oh dude. I love you, and lord knows the K family are weirdos, but the Kardashians are not responsible for Lamar’s addiction.

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

I’m allergic to gluten so I’ve gotten used to never getting to eat dessert at family dinners, or in most restaurants. One Thanksgiving, someone brought me a mini gluten-free apple pie. I was so overjoyed—it was a big fucking deal to me. Not just bc of the pie itself, but that someone made a special trip to buy me my…

It’s the exact same kind of blind fucking stupidity as but-what-about-black-on-black-crime.

Did you seriously just but-what-about-Maori-on-Maori-crime?

Dude. Seriously?

I’m embarrassed to say that when I saw the title of the article my first thought was “Why replace her with a man?” Stupid subconscious ingrained prejudices.

Guys, no joke. This whole break-up/whirlwind romance drama is my favorite thing Taylor has ever done. It’s like a millennial version of a Dynasty plotline and I am here for it. (Though, if I may add a costuming note: bejeweled silk caftans, Tay. You’d look so glamorous!)

No record, no mugshot, no criminal past, legally permitted weapon, complete cooperation, all on video.

.....the face.....