The lake is probably cold, folks. Did George Costanza teach you nothing???

To get the overhead space. Airlines created this when they started charging for checked bags. It would still happen somewhat if they didn’t because waiting on a bags at the end of a flight is terrible, but it wouldn’t be nearly as bad. 

IDK Mauricio is a fox.

This is fucking rude and gross and entitled and obnoxious. Yet another reason why I’m glad I’m old enough that “being extra for the ‘gram” was not a thing when I was young.

seriously, this is like every public transit pet peeve of mine rolled up into one package. Eating on the train? Loudly screaming/woo-hoo-ing? Littering your piñata confetti and silly string all over? Like, you’re not the only person on the planet and this shit is not cute, it’s hella inconsiderate.

I may be in a mood, but I hate these people and if I had been in the subway car I would’ve literally wanted to murder them.

Please don’t get matching tattoos. Please.

While this is a very heart-warming story I would love to hear more about (especially more photos!), I’m also super fascinated by the part where the reason they were rescued is because their owner SUDDENLY VANISHED. That has got to have an interesting story behind it.

Amanda Donaldson, whom she claims violated work protocol by making several unauthorized purchases using Rowling’s funds, amounting to about $31,000 in charges. Rowling is worth about $650 million, how would she even notice this? Why would she care? And what was she paying Donaldson, I wonder.

Surprising, given that his name already follows the Trump nickname structure of “simple adjective/first name” (Lyin’ Ted, Crooked Hillary, Sleepy Joe, Little Marco, Crazy Bernie, Cryin’ Chuck, Sloppy Steve, Crazy Megyn, Psycho Joe, Little George, etc, etc, ad fucking nauseum.)

6.5 Gallon Multiflavored Popcorn Tin by Popinsanity, $179.95

I mean, it is none of anybody’s business, but they did share every excruciating detail of their love during the whole ride. It’s a little rich to ask for privacy now. Just a smidge. 

I don’t know, at this point I’d take any moron’s vote if it helped stem the Nazi tide.

THAT JOHN STAMOS ITEM IS MISLEADING!

The “many men she’s been involved with” just rubs me the wrong way. Why slut shame her...in an article about another singer? But then Swift gets blamed for not being a feminist or the right kind of feminist at best. I mean...whyyy

Do people on Jez know something about Swift that the rest of us don’t? Did she eat a bag of live kittens right in front of them or something? 

I think we need to look at spanking like car seats. So many people hear “you shouldn’t spank your kids” and immediately get defensive because their parents spanked them, and if you aren’t supposed to, than that means that they had bad parents. But they love their parents, they couldn’t have been bad, so that must mean…

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times......jk, it was the best of times. Early last month I got to visit France for the first time for vacation (with a major reason being to see Versailles in person) and naturally my gay ass needed an appropriate outfit fit for a King (or Queen, I’m definitely a Queen on…

Seems like a lot of people are confusing merely expensive with extravagant. Extravagance implies indulgent and probably unnecessary (or at least more than necessary).