If “they” are pregnant (let this phrase diiiiie), that’s going to be one very bland child.

You’re not missing anything. It was poorly written.

I know. I hate when people I don’t know and never will know do not do things based on a timeline that I have in my head for when and why they should do things.

Barbara Bush, 36, got married in a small private ceremony this weekend. It was attended by all of her living immediate family and some friends.

Guys seriously, can we just for ONCE, give props to Taylor when she does something right? You don’t have to crown her Queen of Jezebel, but legit, this was a good thing she did. Today I’m thinking of all her LBGT fans who must be feeling real fucking awesome about their fave sticking up for them politically in this…

“...she revealed her nominees for the Tennessee Senate”

I swear.  Taylor does what y’all beg her to do and then you still find a way to shit on her for it.  Either you want her to speak up politically or you don’t. Pick one. 

C’Mon Rose...get over yourself. The movement was always about more than you. I feel bad for your pain, but you can’t erase that by bullying other survivors. Maybe you’re not invited places because you’re sort of a dick who wants to control the narrative? Maybe? Ya think?

Yeah, that stuck out to me also. It’s pretty appalling for someone to write that. Also, I think they’re both trash, to be honest, for their actions.

I recommend you read Lainey’s take on Cardi vs Nicki, if you’re really interested in feminist view of this fight.

I’m actually curious if there is any proof Nicki was being shady prior to the shoe throwing. People seem to be anti-Nicki in general. The usual reasoning is that she gave support to her out her brother (even though I believe it was revealed that it was her mother that did that) and worked with that Takeshi guy.

My dear Hannah, what you are protected by is the magic forcefield of youth. Which is fleeting. Wash your goddamn face before you go to bed.

Jez has such a hard on for cardi and I. DO. NOT. UNDERSTAND. IT. She's absolute trash #teamnicki #fightme

I watched her grow from little baby to charming grown girl!

I mean, if you think about it, the whole point of Heathers is that it is absolutely, 100% irreverent and there really are no redeemable characters and everyone’s hands are dirty, regardless of the reasons that got them there in the first place. And irreverence and nihilism won’t fly in the current Zeitgeist of social…

Bret Easton Ellis is a trash man who writes trash books and screenplays. Anyone remember The Canyons?

Are you in Seattle? I’ll set up a regular lunch date!

I’ll have lunch with you. I’ll have lunch with you, too, @salttotaste.

I will have lunch with you.

I LOVED this show. I got no “buts” for it. Just loved it. I didn’t need it to make sense, or mean anything. I loved all of the characters (and actors) in it and enjoyed spending 10 weird episodes with them.