Entry of the Gladiators by Julius Fučík.

That’ll teach you to stretch out your mom’s good bra!

“Circus Afro! Circus Afro!”

I’m a big guy. I’ve been through some stuff and it takes a lot to rattle me. I am and always have been a sufferer of clown terror. You doot doot doodled more than well enough for me to hit that spot, think of clowns (because that music plays in my head every time I see one), and stop reading. Nice work.

My childhood home was in a small town in Indiana. It was a beautiful blue Dutch Colonial home in a neighborhood lined with huge old pine trees. Our house had been built in the 1800s and I always had a sense that it was haunted. The neighborhood was filled with kids my age and all the families got together for summer…

MURDER HOUSE!!

My senior year of college, my boyfriend lived off campus and so we spent a lot of time at his place. It was out in the middle of no where, surrounded by woods and only accessible by this one lane country road. One night, around Halloween, we decided to watch the movie The Strangers. It’s a horror movie about a couple…

I may have shared this last year so I apologize if it’s a repeat.

It was perfect.

This is not a ghost story, but a horrible human encounter. This happened about 4.5 years ago:

doot doot doodle doodle doot doot doo doo (I’m clearly bad at that)

Let this be the first and only joke of its kind.

IT’S TIMEEEEE

Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.

YES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wendy Williams is a trifling ass trick whose own home in in disarray. The end.

You mean like 8 mile?

I don’t know. Maybe I’m in a weird position to think about this, because a friend of mine married a guy who got arrested for possessing child porn - and she absolutely did not know about it. She didn’t know anything until the FBI woke her up raiding her house one morning. She divorced him immediately. It’s among the…

A 6?