Brussels sprouts are a crime.

That’s not loneliness, you twit.

Truly, we just lost a great American songwriter, as well as another great King of the Hill character:

Johansson has also said before that monogamy is difficult, which seems obvious but isn’t something we hear publicly acknowledged all that often

You’re right, but this is the perfect time to post this: “Go back to Stahhbucks!”

Because they don’t want to. The right to choose extends past abortion, people! Don’t worry about other women’s wombs or eggs (in this case).

If literally any other man did this, would we applaud him for being an ‘icon’?

Of all the post about Hugh’s death, Jez’s was the one I wanted to see most as to see how he was remembered. He has a complex legacy: publisher of some of the best authors of the 20's century, great art, amazing photographers (Annie Leibovitz, Herb Ritts, Helmut Newton among others), insightful interviews, early…

it features four female co-hosts, one rotating male guest they call “one lucky guy,”

My intense hatred for Megyn Kelly felt irrational until I saw John Oliver’s clips over her on Sunday and then I felt fully justified and pleased with my visceral disgust.

And Ron Swanson.

But there is nothing more dangerous, especially in this climate, than a funny, likable conservative character

I appreciate the firm tone of the Weeknd’s team statement. There’s no distancing in there about how this has nothing to do with The Weeknd, no hedging bets as to the crew members’ culpability. It shouldn’t feel refreshing to see a response like this, but sadly, it is.

She named the twins Harvey and Irma.

I took this headline way too literally and thought he was giving up on filming the show near the Flatiron building.

can everybody please get off of Barb’s dick?

Oh it is so worse than that. Kirkman clarified that she was not alleging Louis CK masturbated in front of her almost immediately after Jezebel’s first go round. She’s said that clearly and consistently. She’s called out Jezebel by name for misreporting and misrepresenting her. Yet as evidenced above, Jezebel continues…

wouldn’t that analogy only work if there were rumors like that?

Jez, I love you, but this horse seems confusingly beyond dead. I absolutely believe in believing the victims, but... Kirkman straight up said it’s not him two years ago, and specifically called out Jezebel for spreading these rumors:

You’d think a former Gawker property would learn after momma was killed by the Hulkster.