Ah yes, the job stopper.

Am I being paranoid in thinking the Utah AG’s office is allowing this situation to persist for a while, so that in a year or so, they can arrest every doctor in the state performing abortions for breaking the law?

“I guess I’m breaking the law, but I don’t know how to not break it because no one would tell me,” Torres said. 

the word you’re looking for is hideous.

Also, please notice that Isis has not been defeated.

‘memba when we’re like, “another bush president? that would be the_worst!”

It gives her hog body. She’s gotta have something around her waist. I have the same problem! Girls gotta cinch.

“Whimsical in a SEXY way,” says Katie

HOT TAKE: can’t stand Katy Perry and her wretched music. I know that earth is actually a hellhole when forced to hear “Firework”

Oh God, I’m 29 and was just starting to feel okay about the fact that I have achieved nothing.

I cannot STAND Rooney Mara. She’s so damn dull.

She has always kind of been a dick.

So Katy Perry is a dick then.

Is e.l.f. there? Their sugar lipstick tube scrubs are amazeballs.

I like Ben. I’m not sure why he gets so much shit. Then again, I don’t need to deal with him in real life so.......?

Imagine if Lenny Kravitz and Nicole Kidman were married now. Imagine if she was with him instead of Keith Urban. Not too implausible to me.

Good to see he’s moving on from Heidi Klum

As the son of an officer, his membership in the Hitler Youth would have been mandatory. It does not make him a Nazi. Some Germans actively tried to fight what was going on in their country. A lot of them were executed. A lot of their families disappeared. Broad painting every German as a ruthless killer of Jewish…

Different strokes.... It’s my favorite.