I remember hearing that they were an endangered species and you would get in trouble if you killed them. I find them impossibly creepy, and though I know it isn’t true, I still probably wouldn’t kill one on purpose. Luckily, I never come across them so it isn’t much of a concern. But if my house was legit full of any…

No one should be buying Batiste, which is the very best dry shampoo (I have the authority to make this call because I have just the most disgusting, greasy hair), from anywhere other than TJ Maxx or Marshalls because it is always cheap af there, and there is always one on the clearance rack because like the cap is…

No one should be buying Batiste, which is the very best dry shampoo (I have the authority to make this call because…

But who didn’t think this already?  Did someone really think this girl just showed up with some water?

Ok, then I guess you are more the target audience than I am, because I still find this choice as celebrity spokesperson to be completely unbelievable. I still think the idea of women making the first move is the entire point and schtick of the dating portion of Bumble, since anyone can make the first move on the…

While it is true that Bumble has other non-romantic features, the premise of the dating aspect of Bumble is that women make the first contact with men and the Serena quote “I would not be where I am today had I let the fear of making the first move hold me back,” implies that that is the aspect that she is endorsing,…

I have found Haddish’s whole schtick to be tacky, trashy, and unpleasant, but this is just beyond.  

this kind of sentiment cheesy and misleading

This is my favorite place on the earth.  Grew up a little over an hour away and have been there a million times.  Can spend many hours and dollars in this place and I moved far away and miss it so much.  

Clarkson, who is her daughter-in-law

Sort of insulting to tell your living kid that you would rather be dead to be with your dead kid and then just die without saying anything else. 

Lana is just about the cutest thing I have ever seen and I loved this movie and hooray!

I Feel Pretty really fucked me up for a while, and maybe still sorta does?  I knew there was some backlash to it, but I thought well Amy Schumer is funny and I’m sure its fine and just grabbed it from the Redbox for my boyfriend and I to watch one night.  I ended up having to turn it off because I was crying and…

This one hurts! A League of Their Own was EVERYTHING to me when I was a kid. I also spent a lot of time watching Nick at Nite. And lest we forget her brief turn as the queen in curlers who kicked the Sanderson sisters out of her damn house.  Penny was a huge part of my life growing up, and she will be sorely missed.  

Not holiday as in Christmas holiday, but probably when I was somewhere between 9-11, my Easter basket, from the Easter Bunny (I don’t remember my exact age, but I was apparently a gullible and willfully ignorant child who believed in these things until way too late) contained some perfume, deodorant, and a training…

Where does the article mention rape? From what I remember, the article was only about simulated-incest porn, and mostly only “step” relatives at that.  No one has said that incestual rape is ok in any capacity. 

Sorry, but by bring up her lack of commentary on the 2016 election, are we implying that she deserves to be stalked and is not allowed to take precautions against it?  Or is that just part of the thing where you guys have to insult her in every article that mentions her?  

You can tell that the JLo pic is staged because decorating a real tree in a crop top would be uncomfortable at best. No one would continue if pine needles were poking at their bare stomach.

leaving to produce religious movies and music

Ditto, but it is just me, no bff co-host. 

Just post the results online. If they don’t have a host or anything, what will there really be to watch? But also, it seems unlikely that they couldn’t fine one single person who isn’t problematic to host the show. Hell, I’ll do it for way less than $15,000 AND I’m not racist.