Nah, I’m sure it is just everyone else that she ever interacts with.  According to Jez, Cardi can do no wrong!

Not sure how he afforded that ring in the first place, but it’s good she returned it because he is surely going to need the money he gets from selling it. 

Yeah, my genuine answer to the question of whether or not I knew Elon Musk had five sons was a resounding, shocked no. 

My opinion of Kim has gone from incredibly low to a slow but steady up and she established herself as a seemingly intelligent business woman and started to seem kind of “woke” and now it is just fucking nose diving in flames.  

It is funny however to imagine Harry taking Meghan on their first date to a gynecological exam.

For me personally, a couple of dealbreakers would certainly have been how he repeatedly thanks her after they fuck and never shuts up about fucking her and also when he told an interviewer that he thinks about his father burning to death in the WTC when he is trying not to cum too fast. But maybe that’s just me!

I wonder what they would do if they found out it wasn’t possible for one or the other.  Like, they can’t kick Harry or Wills out, so if its them, I guess they either deal or lie or something.  But if it is the lady coming in, do they say you just can’t get married?!  Such a bananas institution.

I wouldn’t say that it is silly, as here we all are pondering just that. Seems pretty important to the entire royal family regardless of your place in line, so I wouldn’t be surprised if that was a requirement for everyone involved. 

Well, I did, but you don’t have to!

It’s hard to argue that Taylor Swift’s Democratic endorsement is anything other than a net positive.

but they had to deal with the eyes of the world

Before you marry in to the royal family, do you think that they test your fertility/ability to get pregnant?  Because it seems sort of amazing that every single woman that marries in gets pregnant almost immediately.

For me, a person who both enjoys true crime and some Tarantino movies, it feels gross because I don’t think he should be doing things that are based on real events. His movies are always over the top gore to a point that isn’t even realistic, which is mostly fine for fiction, and the actual Manson murders were…

So because he was raised by a single mother and has married in to a matriarchal family, a woman can not be president because, as a man, it just doesn’t make you feel good? TOXIC MASCULINITY. TOXIC MASCULINITY. TOXIC MASCULINITY. TOXIC MASCULINITY. TOXIC MASCULINITY. TOXIC MASCULINITY. TOXIC MASCULINITY. TOXIC…

God I don’t want to hear about Woody fucking Allen anymore.  Just like, let him evaporate and we can all never think about him again. 

His tiny teeth make me angry. 

She either means “I have to say that I support women and they need to be heard, but that is a lie and I just can’t articulate it explicitly that way” or “my husband is a rapist and I am afraid he will face some consequences for that one day and that will be embarrassing for me and I will lose my free ride of luxury…

Cool. Melania is an unqualified, empty-headed moron with no real accomplishments who needs to shut the fuck up.

Morning Dirt Bag sucks now.  I highly recommend you get thee to your podcatcher of choice and listen to Who? Weekly, if you haven’t already, where Bobby is still covering pop culture and all is well. 

You have way more faith in justice and/or karma than I do.  But if something terrible does ever happen to him, it makes me a little uneasy to think about just how happy it will actually make me.