Very nearly as far as one can be while still being continental!

The guy who pinned me against a wall outside of a party and started to take off my clothes is super lucky because if he is ever nominated for a prestigious position in our government, I wouldn’t know his name, or even recognize his face!  God this is hard to watch. 

It is just so fucking bizarre to me that you have a best friend that you go out raping with.  I literally can’t find someone to have lunch with.  It is just so gross and creepy. 

Hard agree.  Boobs are all I’ve got!  My ass is flat as a pancake, and I’m not nearly skinny enough to wear any kind of crop top.  There are soooo many styles that look so cute on everyone else and when I try them on it is just depressing.  I don’t know what to wear anymore.  

It’s funny that I’ve seen a few people mention Wes Anderson and I overall don’t enjoy his work very much at all.  Guess I didn’t see the parallels, or maybe I just ignored them.

I will not. I will do no such thing.

I definitely didn’t understand most of this show, but I really enjoyed it! It felt a lot like Eternal Sunshine to me, which made me have feelings, and I watched it all in two days. Maybe the key to enjoying it is to not try to overthink the stuff that seems totally unnecessary and sort of play Candy Crush most of the…

a chance to watch the jump in person

Do people keep condom wrappers?!?!  That is sort of weird and icky.

It looks to me like a combination of blue ink, black ink, red ink, black marker, and pencil. Not sure how you are seeing all the same? I still don’t think this proves he didn’t assault anyone and it is a ridiculous farce, but there are clearly different writing instruments that were used.

I have to assume that most people who commit sexual assault do not write it down on their calendar. It just seems like a very stupid idea and not a thing. This also looks like largely future plans, save for the scores of sports games (that were also noted as future plans to attend), so what we would be looking for is…

So are we not going to talk about how he said that when he is fucking Ariana Grande and wants to not cum he thinks about his dad burning to death in WTC??  Because that is supremely fucked up. 

Christian Bale.  I just hate his face, I can’t even look at him.  I get that he is a good actor and blah blah whatever, but I don’t want to watch anything he is in.  I can do Batman, however, because his face is mostly covered!

I mean, in the grand scheme of sexy costumes, it really isn’t even that revealing.  

Doctors are super eager to blame anything on weight that they can. My whole family on my mother’s side is plagued with high cholesterol, ie it is genetic for us. I had a cholesterol test as part of a routine physical.  After my appointment I received a letter in the mail that said that my test results indicated that I…

Yeah, I agree.  It is just factual that that is the sort of work one does when they lose/can’t get a more prominent position just because that work is less specialized and easier to obtain than a position as a high level executive. 

he’s booooring

I saw the Counting Crows when they opened for John Mayer in maybe, uhhhhh, like 03-04, and they were awful.  The singer was so fucked up he kept falling down on the stage.  Not a good look. 

Yeah I’m going to be super bummed if Drake is a pedophile. 

That poor girl is all Bruce and no Demi.