Sometimes I wish Liverpool hadn’t sold him. Sometimes...

Liverpool have zero top 6 sides to play against. They aren’t going to make it in the top 4 people.

Do you think NK gives a fuk?

Half the country who voted for him see him this way.

I read this thrice. Why?

Finally, a reason to buy the Switch.

That’s karma. Do you not think United need a dose of this medicine as well?

Your sense of humour is incredible. Truly!

I thought this was going to be a wallpaper collection. Clickbait

I solve the puzzles and go back to sleep thinking that these exercises will help me for the rest of the day.

Well tried author, We’ll tried.

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+3.14 stars

I call Leicester to win the UCL

Don’t forget to write about the Beautiful French plastic fans who celebrated with the PSG team when they returned to Paris.

PSG need to get rid of Cavani and find a striker who can net a friggin sitter. Rumours are they’re looking for Sturridge, who’ll be able to cope with the less intensive french league and go back to his 2013 scoring days.

You’re at the wrong website bruv.

Was your arsenal side led by Brendan Rodgers?

To prevent asphyxiation from swallowing his tongue

So this is basically just