Never mind about that. Listen. There’s a tank in front of your position waiting to ambush you.

You kid, but...

“Sir, the clone we made from splicing the DNA of Joseph Goebbels and Liberace has escaped. We last tracked him to somewhere in central England.” - Milo’s origin story

The A.V. Club

My niece is a huge Potter fan. My sister-in-law told me to buy her an official Harry Potter wand for Christmas.

Awww! That way she has someone to help her hold onto her butt.

So...another Will Smith movie that randomly references Shrek?

Just pull up your adult pants and get the film rights for shadowrun landis. 

We’ll scrub you from ALL the media, Mr. Fingal!

No, guys get that shiver because the water is cold. And deep too.

They should slowly lower him into a boiling vat of garlic butter sauce. 

Every time I see that movie title I think of Troy McClure’s The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel.

Ass to ass!

Take me like one of your french pawn girls.

Ay carumba!

Okay, but is it really that much worse than the 2012 London Olympics logo, which shows Lisa Simpson giving Bart a blowjob?

I’m going to castle you so hard that your bishop is going to be walking like a knight.

is it just me or does Robo-Lincoln have a “wtf?” look on its face?

“Personally, I think it looks like Kuato fromTotal Recall got all gussied up to apply for a bank loan.”