Or “Who’s Gilbert Grape eating out”

Yeah, who DIDN’T dick slap someone back in 2002? Dick slapping was practically a national pastime in those days, I mean come on. 

Anna Nicole!

And that’s my point, you can easily imagine something like that happening for real, so long as there’s at least two companies the government can shrug it off as not a monopoly.

I highly recommend everyone watch the 2008 documentary, it’s a fascinating snapshot of two things.

Wouldn’t just reviving the animated series make more sense?

Believe the hype, it’s a hilarious show.

We’re quickly headed toward the Overdrawn At The Memory Bank future where there’s only two rival corporations that between them control everything.

DON’T TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T DO!

Does it go into the whole “Sneed’s Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck’s)“ thing?

I feel like there’s two types of video game protagonists, ones who are just typical characters and ones who are more self inserts for YOU the player.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh WATTZZUP DOC!?

ASS2ASS

They showed it to me in first grade circa 1996.

Yeah, I like Halo fine (though I haven’t played one since 3) but Mastur Cheef is indeed the most boring video game protagonist in history.

I love the Anno Dracula series so much, I read that one when it first came last year and am eagerly anticipating the next one.

And he absolutely should have, years ago, been told to stop or else he would face consequences, it’s a shameful reflection that Disney was willing to let it slide until now.

But this all started, for whatever reason, the year before he announced his candidacy.

Same, I really hate how pretentious so many people have become about food these days.

That episode of No Reservations, I think it was in the last season even, where he hung out in New Mexico with the Queens of The Stone Age guy and there was an animated sequence that was supposed to be Bourdain tripping balls while out in the desert.