My first thought.

I’m only speaking about modern American Christianity, which is many things but usually (are there exceptions? Sure) not hardcore racists.

Hey, the bloody face painting is taken from Castlevania Dawn of Sorrow.

The Del Toro Hobbit was talked about for ages and ages in online film fan circles, all that for nothing.

Aren’t those things fucking good?

How the mighty have fallen, eh?

Mayo-NAIZE!

Did you intentionally use that Nightcrawler image in the header because his name is Cumming and it looks like he’s cumming?

Yup, misguided doesn’t even begin to describe it.

He’s Cumming!

Protect my balls!

Laserblast was my first thought as well.

Oh, I guess I can believe that this guy HALLUCINATED Belushi’s ghost, just not that Belushi’s ghost literally appeared before him.

Resident Evil Apocalypse was Uwe Boll caliber awful.

Yup, it’s completely ridiculous to say a father wouldn’t be just as concerned for finding his daughter as a mother would, any parent would be equally desperate to find their missing child.

The Silent Hill movie is best summed up with the saying “knowing the words but not the music”

I first heard of this several years back thanks to a Cracked article.

When they’re scoopin’ and a poopin’ and whoopin’ and a whoopin’ TILL THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT THE JAZZ IS ALL ABOUT, YA SEE!?

You can’t just go on up to Manhattan, the Upper West Side, start talking ‘bout diversity, wouldn’t be prudent, wouldn’t be wise.

Eh, sounds like a good story he came up with after the fact.