Best of The Worst is the best thing the internet has going for it these days.

DUN DUN DUN!

True that.

Ohhhhh, I haven’t read Debt of Honor but I have read Michael Crichton’s Rising Sun, which was just flat out racist.

What’s the point of a movie like this being PG-13?

That trend in the 80s and early 90s of middle aged white guys like Clancy and Crichton trying to spin the Japanese in a sinister light is endlessly hilarious to me.

He was actually too busy messing with the microwave built into his dashboard, trying to microwave a burrito, which is why he crashed.

Anyone remember those Rampage games on the PS1?

I liked it when she showed her shrewd ploughmans in Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle. 

Stan on the Run!

Spotted this book the other day in a book store.

Why would he do that?

Ohhhhhh, Greek is what Mantzoukas’ ethnicity is?

Awwwwwwww, he’s so cute!

Mrs. Stubb! You must be proud of him!

I can’t speak for the rest of the country but cousins are definitely a big part of family in the south even for white people.

What about if you’re using the word Ninja to literally refer to the Japanese assassins, certainly that’s ok, right?

So will it acknowledge the fact that the communists were killing people first and the rise of Franco was at least in part a backlash to the violence the communists started.

¡Os voy a romper a pedazos!

In the middle of the earth in the land of Shire
Lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
Fuzzy, woolly toes,
He lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He’s only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now hobbits…