Give God of War 2 a try, it’s the best game in the series.

[Peter Gabriel’s Solsbury Hill plays over montage of heartwarming scenes of Kratos bonding with his son]

I guess now is the time to ask a question I’ve been dreading and that’s if all you have is a vanilla PS4 how different an experience with a game like God of War are you going to have?

I like Jimmy Buffet’s Corona beer jingle.

And don’t forget the ad for the game with the catchy song.

Was that the show where they claimed to interview someone from Nintendo and they all spoke in unsubtitled fake Japanese and each laughed at something the “Nintendo employee” said in a stereotypical Japanese fashion?

Josie and the Pussycats’ vision of a world plastered in corporate logos perfectly captured something about pre-9/11 new millennium culture to an eerie degree.

I noticed those appearances by Stay-Puft even as a kid and consequently thought it was a real (but since defunct) brand.

found a better post to respond to.

“Enchirito, NACHO, BURRITO!”

Love the Asian guy in the striped shirt doing the weird little thumbs up dance.

And just making it Federal Express is better and grounds the movie in reality more than if it was just some phony made up company. 

Whoops, didn’t mean to imply that’s what you believe, what I meant by “you yourself” is anyone who doesn’t have self reflection.

Last time I went to Disney World I rode the bus next to a dad and his tiny little daughter, she was maybe no older than 4 and he just held a smart phone in front of her face while she watched a cartoon on it.

Video games have a lot to do with this, when I was 9 and got a Playstation I started to play with toys a lot less and by the time I was 12 had given up on toys almost completely.

Anyone who thinks it’s about “look at what THOSE people did” and not “look at what WE did” as in humanity collectively, including you yourself, is missing the point completely. 

You can’t downplay Jesus’s suffering too much though, it’s to show what human beings are capable of, we did the worst possible thing to the best possible person, so maybe next time you find yourself wanting to be cruel to someone think back to Jesus’s suffering and think twice.

You sick little monkey!

Holy FUCK.

Ayyyyyyyyyyyy!