You’re drawing a comparison to the height of the Capone Mob prohibition era in Chicago. That’s supposed to be a favorable comparison?

I feel like he believes in destiny? No, wait. Dynasty. He believes in Dynasty.

“Like, oh my god! I’m edgy. You think I’m edgy, right? Good, because I’m outrageous. You never know what I’m going to say next. Everyone says that about me. Don’t they say that about me? ***BELCH*** Oh man, I really want to just pound some brews and get laid. Oh, there I go again! I’m totes wild. I’m like one of the…

I think she has always been this way. It's just that now it's time for a good backlash.

All I’m going to say is, a good parent would encourage their children to visit their other parent - and if there’s abuse then there are healthy ways to handle it without simply ignoring it.

Teenagers can be real assholes to their parents. I am not a fan of this show, but I have seen bits of it once or twice which was enough to see that the twins in particular have a horrible attitude toward their parents and siblings. I agree they neither asked for nor deserved being forced into the public eye as…

I’m really glad that at 12 I wasn’t asked questions about my parents by People Magazine.

I just don’t get it! He seems neither charming nor that attractive. Like, I could maybe get sticking with a guy who is that financially irresponsible if he was a catch in some other way, but... he’s so generic? He’s not even considered to be that talented within his own field? He comes with so much baggage?

Jennifer Aniston is Number 4 after earning $21 million for her acting and work for Emirates airlines, Smartwater, Aveeno and Living Proof.

His friends gave him this nickname. His fucking friends. Like it was a big fucking joke. “LOL, you know our good buddy David and his penchant for raping unconscious girls.”

This is the kind of heroism that literally every single American CEO should be capable of:

That’s some good leadership.

You have to disclose. Reasonable assumption doesn’t remove that liability.

Fucking of course they are. I doubt they eat or wear anything without being paid for it. They’re Kardashians.

I say that if pursuing this calling helps her feel better, then we leave her be. She’s not likely to convince anyone of anything, nor harm anyone else.

I stayed in the Deep South for FAR too long, apparently, because my reaction to this was, “Oh, right. Door song. Moving on.”

Thats why I gave it a 6

I was there too. Something about the phrase “Fuck Fest” screams “orgy!” to me, for some reason.

For some reason I expected a love triangle to be part of the story and now I'm disappointed. This is like freshmen year roommate level of intrigue.

He said a couple of years ago that the downturn in the economy (plus, probably the fact that being out of the game for a few years has left him behind on current systems/processes) meant he just couldn’t find work in his field.