Yeah because my last three Android phones just couldn’t manage to wake the screen when I picked it up in as polished of a manner as Apple. Do you hear yourself?

It is amazing to me just how many of these things have been native to Android phones for years. It is weird to see virtually every announcement be about playing catch-up to a competitor.

Why would anyone use the word “peasant” to refer to folks enjoying a side-game in a larger game, if not to fluff their evidently poorly-moored sense of self?

Seriously, bro, if you don’t like it, that’s cool and all, but tip that fedora just a little harder before you try using “peasants,” yeah?

How have you managed to play The Witcher 3 without playing Gwent?

I mean, I can understand on a logical level how it’s possible—but fuck’s sake, man. I generally hate card games on general principle, but Gwent sucked me in and made me a, “gotta have ‘em all” guy in my mid-30's the way Pokemon Red and Blue did to…

Yeah dude, thats called life. And they never learn if they are held the whole way. Scarry fact, its dangerous growing up, and we can all remember moments we were seconds or inches away from dying. Thatll happen to our kids, and you can prepare them, and yourself, for that or not. Either way, wont stop it from…

Dude, as a 7 year old i strolled in at 9pm and my mom glanced up from doing the dishes and said, you almost had me worried. As a 3 year old i disapeared at sesame place for over an hour and when they found me in the samd box i told them i wasnt lost, i knew exactly where i was. Am i like that with my daughter? No. But…

I feel like I’m missing something. I played the beta and found Overwatch to be mediocre at best. The characters were the definition of “try hard”, the voice acting was atrocious and I found the gameplay to be trite. Is it because Blizzard made it so “Yaaay Blizzard made a game so we must suckle the nutsack it flowed…

Your first mistake was trying to have a reasonable discussion of any kind on the internet.

You know SJW is a derogatory term tho right? It’s like being accused of white knighting.

More hyped Deus Ex than any of those games. HR was really rough but I love that game. This one is looking good so far.

Just a picture, but the same principle applies. Also was mentioned in a Gizmodo article back in 2012: http://gizmodo.com/5915888/an-imp…

Try not get mad at these poor people. They wouldn’t have anything left in their lives if it weren’t for their drumbanging on the latest group witch-hunts. It gives their lives meaning. It makes them feel relevant, as if they finally have a group to be a part of, it’s sad I know, but as a group these types of bullhorns…

Man you guys will never fucking stop

That’s your opinion, it isn’t fact. Plenty of people enjoy using the Steam Controller. At least for me, it’s way more accurate than my X360 controller.