“Pets a kitten”, “Hugs a baby”, and “Kills a bug” are just listed too closely for those of us without focus.

Hey, little bit of context missing here, Tyson is working at the Rio’s production of the Chippendales. PH (Britney’s property) and Rio (Tyson’s) are both owned by Caesars Entertainment. This is a cross-marketing move.

This looks like someone varnished a Donald Duck figurine.

You (or perhaps Jezebel staff as a whole?) are so great at finding the most plastic pics of Kim, it’s a fucking gift.

It’s tough. Not too long ago, we lived in a world where a “handsy” date or, even worse, boss/coworker was considered to be par for the course, and just shrugged off. For example Helen Gurley Brown infamously talked about a game called “scuttle” where guys in the office would chase a woman down and rip her panties off,…

Not sure how long you’ve been commenting here but Jezzies are known for making exceptions to their views if the man in question is a white guy they’ve deemed hot.

This is an interesting look into the pathology of how us Jezzies feel about a guy whipping his dick out. People seem to be amused, bemused, and/or ambivalent about Pratt doing it, but in a million and one other circumstances a guy who does this would be derided as a creep.

RAPE JOKE TRIGGER WARNING

Just because it doesn’t make sense to you doesn’t mean it isn’t real. There are many victims of rape who have their rapists’ babies. Does it mean that their assault was any less real just because someone comes along and says “Oh, I would definition have an abortion, I think it’s fishy that she wouldn’t”.

Neither you…

You’re right and I have conclusive proof, that this allegation must be bogus - he has a penis and she has a vagina! That is ample proof that his allegations must be false. A man being abused by...hold on to it...a WOMAN? We don’t even have to see any evidence or hear any witnesses here. Throw this case out I say! When…

Stassa, please fix the penultimate thing - I’m cringing with embarrassment for you right now.

seriously, please don’t use “penultimate” without looking it up first.

She was good in “up in the air."

It does - maybe don’t use words you don’t understand, Stassa.

Wait, I thought “penultimate” meant “second to last”?

Did you ever see “Living in Oblivion”? The main character has long been rumored to be based on Pitt. I can’t remember if they covered the smell thing, but he’s portrayed as a completely self-absorbed douche with the world’s tiniest brain.

It was a typical night out at the bars in Minneapolis & was having a great time talking to a really nice guy. In the middle of a sentence, Josh Hartnett bounds up to the guy and drags him away while shouting, “No. Beer googles, dude. No. Beer goggles. Beer goggles. No. No. No. No. Take off your beer goggles. No. No.…

So this isn’t really the celebrity being a dick, but I love this story. When I was studying abroad in Spain in 2007, Superbad had just come out the summer before, and it was opening in Spain in October. McLovin and Jonah Hill were at a club that my friend and I were going to for her birthday; we were leaving for…

I fucking love the idea of using Socratic Questioning in the style of cognitive-behavior therapy in sexting. I’m just gonna ask you questions until you reach the conclusion I’d like you to reach; it’s much more salient if you’re able to get there on your own.