86% of millionaires in this country are self-made, so for the majority, you'd be wrong about "being born into it." We may have a wealth disparity issue in this country, but it's largely not due to inheritance.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

I think we need to know the stance of every Jezebel writer. How else are we going to know who to trust and who to shun?

So wait, did she iron the phone slimmer?

Duh. Of course. If you leave 3 or more of us unattended in the same space, we also have pillow fights (if indoors) or start playfully washing the nearest car (if outside). I thought this was common knowledge?

Knowing the UK has an Advertising Standards Authority that bans commercials on the basis of misogyny and objectification, I take it Kazam made the ad extra misogynist and objectifying just so it would be banned and then they could talk about the "controversy" and maybe please god "go viral."

Ah. In-house work is often terrible. The client rarely knows what's good for itself, but they always think they do.

This commercial is insanely unrealistic and obviously written by an all-male staff.

Ehhhhhh I'm not really okay with this, and I say that as a heathen fallen Catholic who would probably think this image was hilarious under other circumstances. Kids shouldn't be validated for making fun of each others' differences. Also:

You broke him, you keep him.

His manager must really suck...these kinds of things are rarely "Surprise you can't get in" affairs.

I didn't watch this year. IDK this years films seemed to be a snoozefest of special snowflake type movies that rich white folk eat up. I worked at a indie movie theater so maybe I'm just tapped out on movies like that.

Both segments were great, but my favorite is the first segment on Daily Show, where Sean Hannity is shown asking a NYC real estate developer how he would handle fighting the terrorist group ISIS.

I think it's less the "Hipster Jesus" thing and more the "monster cock" thing that snares the ladies in his trap.

For some reason, I've never liked her, but that was absolutely fantastic.

she is better at playing Samantha than Kim Catrall.

I'm slow on the uptake this morning. Does this mean Christina Aguilera is Jezebel approved? I have such a hard time remembering which female pop singers are approved and which are not, beyond knowing Jezebel loves Beyonce more than the Deadspin writers love swinging from the nuts of any random NBA player you can pick,…

OMG THIS IS SO GOOD

She does a good impression of Samantha from SATC.