When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

There are many reasons to hate Florida State — their institutional fuckup of the Jameis rape case, the fans who went full Gamergate on those willing to call bullshit on the school — but least of all, they wouldn't die.

Jimbo: No Jameis! You turn it over one more time you will not go back in the game!

That was fascinating!

I wish there was a Playoff Consolation Game so that Bama or Ohio State could beat the fuck out of them, as well.

Tallahassee Police investigated and cleared Winston of any wrongdoing in that last turnover!

Good to see Fisher finally bring the authority when it counts: on the field, in Winston's final game, and one that is out of reach.

Here's what I know:

Christ, remind me to never pass out at a party with you around.

Waking up with a crude Sharpie dick on one's face is bad enough but you'd probably be all up in there incorporating cheek moles to represent some tiny obscure penis glands and making that shit a masterpiece.

Can we please ban fucking "fleek"?! I saw it maybe 2 months ago, and thought "good god please don't let this stupid word become a thing." But it is. It is a thing!! And I fucking haaaaaate it!!! If I hear someone actually say it in real life, it's going to take all my resolve to not punch them in their goddamn mouth!

He is the winner of the Hunger Games that is Jezebel.com.

Sucks they cheaped out and didn't hire an attractive white girl, just a white girl

SUR (Sexy Unique Restaurant)

Oh dear. I read "bonded" as "boned," and got VERY confused and grossed out.

It's interesting how The Mall has changed over the last twenty-something years. The Mall used to be the domain of the white suburban kids with their pockets stuffed with mom & dad's money. But now it's a black youth thing. The worship of brand name status goods that passes for "black youth culture" these days probably…

Can you tell us the race of the rioters?

He doesn't say that.