Unofficial world record for super-heavies (300 lbs+) in the mile seems to be around 5:10, which is pretty insane. Nearly a minute faster than I'd have guessed.

Which of the major North American sports is segregated? Certainly not football, basketball, soccer, hockey or baseball...

Not quite: you put a percentage sign on the decimal answer. (It's actually .37%)

"blubbering vaginas who wouldn't dare say anything to anyone in real life"

Ouch. That's so wrong — Bailey was like the Loni of the postgrad set.

Jesus - that's so sad. Once upon a time, Privilege was a slick little boutique in LA... sort of a Fred Segal lite.

Assuming the data on differential reproduction are accurate, no woman has given a shit about more than half the boners in all history.

"...probably lack the upper body strength to work construction" ?!

"..not an accurate depiction of the safety of Yale students."

It may be interesting to view rates of violent assault in context (rape vs other forms; college students vs non-college):

Colleges are WAY too risk-averse about the institution's reputation being damaged by violent crimes (including sexual assault).

"I can make or break your career..."

Fair enough... but it does beg the question of why "109-lb androgynous Estonian teenager" would be such a compelling archetype for women.

I'm curious why female models are seen as such a huge influence on general aesthetic standards for women, whereas male models are evidently incapable of putting any pressure on men?

Looks like he was taking photos provocatively... clearly deserved to be assaulted, eh?

Kinda amazing that a (claimed) near-death experience doesn't get hardly a jot of coverage, but an implied verbal slight of another performer gets infinite analysis.

"Winnowing"? Are you implying that push-up skill is a requisite for career advance on Wall Street? That year-end bonuses are somehow tied to... PT skills?

"In-office pushup contests"?

So true. I'm sure a NYC escort working for a boutique agency, and getting a $2-5K a night is gonna feel real envious of some phone-sex operator working out of a double-wide in Missouri.

No. I read it yesterday on Gawker - just like 110K other people did.