Don’t answer Locomotive Jones. He’s just pissed off that Branagh’s moose-stache is stealing all his thunder in that stupid picture.

Same here. I’m glad she’s over it and they’re all friends, but I’ve never forgiven him for leaving her. His best work was as the Benedick to her Beatrice, anyway.

I could not possibly care less about James Bond at this point in my life.

Eeeee! Seriously, at 29? You just know he’s fishing for a knighthood. He’ll get it too.

Isn’t one of the hallmarks of Poirot that he wasn’t fit? Wasn’t an “action man”?

Finney was so great in Death on the Nile! “Do not invite evil into your heart, mademoiselle. It will make a home there.”

Yeah I think most people hated Ustinov in that but I thought he was a great Poirot.

Egg shaped head.

Holy shit I did NOT realize that this was Dr. Loveless. He’s gone so gray!

So, my initial reaction was, “Who is the director who did this to him?!?” And then I saw that Branaugh is the director... and I realized he chose this look for himself...

Ustinov in Evil Under the Sun! Perfection.

I recall him being described as “egg shaped” !!

See also: Albert Finney (1974) and Peter Ustinov (1978), not somebody who looks like he kept his facial hair make-up kit from Wild Wild West.

The trick is to shake a can of carbs at them and they scurry.

I have a theory about this. La LuPone really doesn’t look anything like the historical Eva Perón aside from the hair and red lips, but her portrayal was so complete and important —and let’s be honest, more people in the English-speaking world know Evita a lot better than they know the historical Eva Perón— that it now…

Slightly off topic, my glamorous great auntie used Elizabeth Arden Orange Face Food for decades (she was born in like 1902 and lived to the mid 1990s). I know she had a pioneering nose job in the 1920s/30sish (she was a Ziegfield girl and had quite the awesome adventurous life) but I don’t think she had a face lift…

She’s amazing.

What kind of bothers me is that you could send me and some friends to a deserted island with just tents, cheese sandwiches, and some booze, and it would be an awesome weekend.

Can you have a series dedicated to a daily Fyre Fest update? This is never not funny.

Totally off point, but Ms. LuPone looks like Eva Perón in that first picture. But then, she will always be Eva to me.