Hello there, toxic masculinity.

It’s...unethical? Sorry, you lost me. Maybe it’s weird to see actors who have died being digitally “resurrected”, but Mark Hamill hasn’t passed away, and in fact he lent his voice to the episode. It’s not like they’re casting him for an entire series or anything, where he has to play Luke at every age like De Niro in…

Lil Wayne ~ “Pardon?”

Fucking hell do I miss Alan Rickman.

Hahaa! Really loving this take.

Fun-fact, around the time of the third or fourth film, my wife attended a party, which she knew would include Rickman. The kids begged her for autographs, so she took along a couple of photos of him as Snape, and shyly presented them to him.

This. Depp was always a party kid but I really feel like hanging out with HST was just about the worst possible decision that he could have made. Thompson, frankly, skated by on a ton of remarkably shitty behavior mostly by dint of mostly doing it with and to a small circle of people who seemed determined to put up…

Depp’s flame-out has been so wildly chaotic, they’ll have to get Nicholas Cage to play him in his biopic.

This movie is number 2 on my list of shit I'm completely fucking sick of hearing about, right behind Donald Trump's month long temper tantrum over being a loser.

I saw this movie when it came out, and the thing I got stuck on was how Bullock’s character would keep telling her story to someone behind a desk, then they’d turn to a terminal, type into it, read the screen, and say, no, that isn’t true, you don’t exist, whatever. In 1995, I laughed and said that in real life, it…

Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom.

To each their own but he is arguably one of the best standups and writers of the past 3-5 years. His timing and delivery defy his age. Between his comedy specials and his Broadway show and the stellar SNL appearances, I doubt he is going anywhere. As to his ego, if you watched his stand-up specials, you’d know that…

You seen his actual standup?

Man, that book is something else. It’s... it’s a despicable thing, for real. It should not be a book. It’s crazy as hell that it wasn’t a blog. Like, it is madness that so many editors, publishers, distributors, and booksellers agreed that it was a thing that should exist as a physical object to sell to people for…

Solo was good.

Tom, if you’re looking for a follow-up feature as you enter the home stretch with this one, may I suggest a year by year breakdown of the biggest film financial failures (i.e. greatest difference between budget and return). You can call it The Popcorn Chumps.

What was even the point of the last person lol

*pushes glasses up nose*

We could only wish.

So the new version is going to be more like ‘The Running Man’?