As a rule, I don’t give money to investors who approach me while mowing lawns.

You should change your handle to “shitty”

Agreed, she’s the chill younger sister who sneaks them joints after Thanksgiving dinner.

“I profiled Guy Fieri for GQ and Guy can do that whistle!” *This may be the most annoying sentence ever written.

No love for June? Exactly 6 months from Xmas; warm weather and no school. Plus; as an adult I’m usually on vacation anyway so I can celebrate on a beach doing nothing.

+1 Nerds reference

But sadly, somewhere there are some pumped for the band.

Correct, Kid Rock is the most overrated “artist” since....Eminem!

Ahhh memories of high school...and quickly ejecting this cassette when my parents got anywhere near my Ford Tempo.

Pretty sure they’d have to drive to Eagleton to watch the Emmys. Let’s not tell them they didn’t win!

Can I get the gift set including Brady Quinn, Colt McCoy and Weeden?

A Cowherd fan? Alright boys, please take him out the back door. We don’t want the women and children to see this...

I wouldn’t wish upon my worst enemy the black hole of snide, non-sensical bullshit that is the AV Club comments section.

The Texans are so boring even the comments section jumped ship to another team.

Tell me that’s not an Austin Powers villian.

Watching the Browns climb to a decent 7-4 record on the back of the entirely competent Brian Hoyer, I turned to my friend John and said, “Watch us blow every last game this year and Maziel will be a bust!” And it really happened, that’s a true Browns fan.

Purple Rain, then play the soundtrack for 6 months straight....just like 1984. And somehow my parents were never in the room when “Darling Nikki” was on.

for a second I thought you meant Robert Wagner - and then realized I don’t know jack shit about Robert Wagner either!

That money went to charity - not sure the charities would classify that as “nonsense”

“Class of 1984” was filmed in Canada which explains how an unknown Michael J Fox was cast since he’s from Edmonton. Alice lent his 1982 track “I Am the Future” to the film and it was released as a single. Love this film, just released on bluray if you’re interested.