We are stoked (usually for much less)

No love for the Scandalous Sex Suite maxi single? 40 min of Prince seducing and making sweet love to Kim Basinger? Allegedly her moans of pleasure were recorded and mixed into the final track. Too sexy!!

I would vote Erotic City #1 for many reasons, including the chorus "Fuck so pretty you & me"

I don't think he's answered a question in 10 years. Not since the clerk at Walmart asked if he really needed 50 gray ponchos.

Buzzkill

This is about as much hip hop I can handle at my age.

I would normally be upset about this but I f@*king hate Rihanna - hooray for scared, old white men!

As a Fellow Browns fan I would rank Jimmy Haslam above Snyder because he's newer and hasn't had enough time to fuck everything up. And he seems more like your dim-witted, convicted felon uncle than an evil prick.

That's not too much of a stretch. Think Texas fans following Colt McCoy, Notre Dame and Brady Quinn. After being a Browns "fan" for half a season they sprint back to the welcoming arms of college football.

I agree with your horrible black & orange peanut butter rocks, but lets not overlook the Atkinson Peanut Butter Bars. Those tiny white packages with the brown stripes were the first into the trash (or my sisters trick or treat bag). Whichever was closer.

I'd also argue that Nirvana is so connected to a specific time that it's hard to enjoy and not flashback to flannel and unwashed hair. And Kennedy on MTV.

Nirvana broke ground and changed the music scene. They are in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Foo Fighters have great songs that translate easily to driving and background party music. Foo Fighters win!

She's beautiful. What if they all ripped off their veils to reveal supermodels hiding underneath? My god, the world would be overrun!!!

See what winning a Superbowl gets you?!

As a Browns fan, its a rare pleasure to talk shit about a lesser team. Thank you for my fleeting moment of joy, sir.

They just need a coach like Bill Belichick—oh wait...nevermind