I agree with your horrible black & orange peanut butter rocks, but lets not overlook the Atkinson Peanut Butter Bars. Those tiny white packages with the brown stripes were the first into the trash (or my sisters trick or treat bag). Whichever was closer.

I'd also argue that Nirvana is so connected to a specific time that it's hard to enjoy and not flashback to flannel and unwashed hair. And Kennedy on MTV.

Nirvana broke ground and changed the music scene. They are in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Foo Fighters have great songs that translate easily to driving and background party music. Foo Fighters win!

She's beautiful. What if they all ripped off their veils to reveal supermodels hiding underneath? My god, the world would be overrun!!!

See what winning a Superbowl gets you?!

As a Browns fan, its a rare pleasure to talk shit about a lesser team. Thank you for my fleeting moment of joy, sir.

They just need a coach like Bill Belichick—oh wait...nevermind