I want to have a slumber party with Tavi, Kiernan Shipka, and Lorde. In my mind, they accept me, even though I'm twice their age.

I had sex with a man that I went home with from a club and didn't know he was a very famous and successful basketball play until I saw him on television the next day and learned he and his team was in town for the play-offs.

My first time working at Great Movie Ride I had Scotty Pippen on my show. I didn't know who he was and told him to put his drink away.

BookExpo America in Chicago, 2004. I was at a late-night party for some erotica publishing company and I was not feeling it at all. It was late, I was tired, and BEA was winding down and it was really just time to go HOME already.

I rode in an elevator with Dwayne Johnson when I was in high school and he was still "The Rock". He said "Hey dollface" and gave me a megawatt smile. And that was that.

I believe that I fall into the "Fucking Bitch" category.

Where did you get my yearbook photo

cracker knows that feel.

Women also <3 eating salads alone while laughing hysterically http://womenlaughingalonewithsalad.tumblr.com/

oh my god, what the fuck?

That last moment where you do a little chicken head wobble in the Vine really elevates this to a fine art form.

Um...wow. I kind of wonder if the Llama is OK witht he whole cosplay thing, or if it is going "nananananananana nananananananana BAT-LLAMA"

Just when you think the GIF has peaked has an art form, something like this comes along and completely blows you away.

Any guy who'd be scared off by a woman who makes the first move is an insecure dickhole. When I was still dating, on the few occasions that happened to me, I thought it was unbelievably attractive.

That quote made me throw up in my mouth a little. I have to go google image pictures of puppies now to make myself feel better about humanity.

I totally agree with you, but I've seen comments on Jezebel from misogynists (trolls?) who use this argument: "a key that opens many locks is a very good key, but a lock that can be opened by many keys is a worthless lock."

This is what I don't get — women are impure because males have touched them. Who's the dirty one here? And guys, don't you get annoyed at being a metaphor for ruining another person's worth? How can that feel good to hear?