I want to have a slumber party with Tavi, Kiernan Shipka, and Lorde. In my mind, they accept me, even though I'm twice their age.

I had sex with a man that I went home with from a club and didn't know he was a very famous and successful basketball play until I saw him on television the next day and learned he and his team was in town for the play-offs.

My first time working at Great Movie Ride I had Scotty Pippen on my show. I didn't know who he was and told him to put his drink away.

BookExpo America in Chicago, 2004. I was at a late-night party for some erotica publishing company and I was not feeling it at all. It was late, I was tired, and BEA was winding down and it was really just time to go HOME already.

I rode in an elevator with Dwayne Johnson when I was in high school and he was still "The Rock". He said "Hey dollface" and gave me a megawatt smile. And that was that.

I believe that I fall into the "Fucking Bitch" category.

Where did you get my yearbook photo

cracker knows that feel.

Women also <3 eating salads alone while laughing hysterically http://womenlaughingalonewithsalad.tumblr.com/

oh my god, what the fuck?

That last moment where you do a little chicken head wobble in the Vine really elevates this to a fine art form.

Just when you think the GIF has peaked has an art form, something like this comes along and completely blows you away.

Wow. I've been a longtime reader of Gawker/Jezebel/i09 and have never been compelled to comment until I read this thread.

No, quotation marks mean that I DIDN'T WRITE IT. Go yell at the guy who did, dingdong.

Any guy who'd be scared off by a woman who makes the first move is an insecure dickhole. When I was still dating, on the few occasions that happened to me, I thought it was unbelievably attractive.

That quote made me throw up in my mouth a little. I have to go google image pictures of puppies now to make myself feel better about humanity.

I totally agree with you, but I've seen comments on Jezebel from misogynists (trolls?) who use this argument: "a key that opens many locks is a very good key, but a lock that can be opened by many keys is a worthless lock."

This is what I don't get — women are impure because males have touched them. Who's the dirty one here? And guys, don't you get annoyed at being a metaphor for ruining another person's worth? How can that feel good to hear?

I expect a man that demands a "pure" woman to be "pure" himself. He's grossed out by the idea another penis has entered her inner sanctum? How is SHE supposed to feel about the fact that his penis has been in an unknown number of consenting vaginas?