I was sort of hoping that link to Kirsten Larson’s Midsummer outfit would lead to a blindingly white peasant dress, a flower crown and a boyfriend stitched into a bear.

Are you saying you don’t remember the high-octane moment in political diplomacy when Felicity put the spoon on her cup and said THANK YOU, I SHALL TAKE NO TEA when the Loyalist scum tried to serve it to her? I’ve been thinking about that moment a lot lately as I strategize the eventual return to hanging out with…

I formed my firmest opinion about Ryan Murphy when I turned on the tv very late one night to a rerun of one of the American Horror Story episodes and it was so rapey and horrible that I couldn’t believe that *this* was network television. It seemed more like R-rated torture porn. Also, the shows of his I’ve committed…

Damn, who cross-posted this to Breitbart? So many fucking crazy loony incels in the comments.

The lack of Sarah Paulson may very well be the reason this might actually be good.

Everything from Hillary is a performance.

I don’t know about the show itself, but the “here’s my offer: you fuck off” thing is just WAITING to be a reaction gif. 

FYI, the Depeche Mode cover is called “Enjoy the Silence.”
- Sincerely, an old.

Billie was writing incredibly witty and fun lyrics as a young teenager and she’s definitely not a shitty person like Lana, haha. Just because you don’t care for someone’s style of singing doesn’t render them talentless. That’s just silly.

I don’t listen to her, either, but it doesn’t bother me for other people to like her music. It’s funny when people feel the need to make sure everyone knows they don’t like something. It’s like, ok, who cares? It’s even more funny when it’s not enough for someone to say that they don’t like something - they need to…

Oh Mike, you're so whacky!

100%. Can’t imagine B.E. wanted to look like a “pin-up,” given all the misogyny that accompanies it.

Oh please. The dark eyebrows are my favorite thing about this look. Billie Eilish is cool specifically because she doesn’t style the way a beauty/glamour magazine would. 

Did you forget this is Jezebel? Anyone over 50 is irrelevant, and had something to do with the demise of the planet, took everyone’s money, is a millionaire asshole, voted for Trump, doesn’t know anything about pop culture...

Even less cool news: Jezebel continuing to hate women who fight for good causes and thus will never deliver unbiased Legendary coverage.

Sorry, why are we crusty about Jameela Jamil and Demi Lovato on Legendary, both of whom have self-identified as members of the queer community?

I can’t think of any famous person I’d recognize if they were wearing a mask and inside an ihop.

“a middle-aged comic” 

I don’t mind “look at this cute baby,” but the hype gets annoying. Most babies are cute and funny; you don’t have to turn it into a competition by saying Kaavia is somehow the best. I also worry about what it does to those kids when they’re a little older and not so cute anymore.

Don’t post bad pictures of someone if you still want to be their friend!