I get about $0.82 per burrito.

Just one problem with the ratio. This is the correct ratio...

I’m with you! I eagerly await the day when transcripts of all videos are included automatically.

THanks. I really hate news stories that are videos. I came here to read an article (videos are blocked at work), not watch a video.

A month ago I sold my house in the burbs (for a tidy little profit) and started renting in lowertown Saint Paul. A lot of these reasons are spot on for my situation.

So basically this article is about resignation. Or really, what people like to happily refer to as “acceptance”. If it doesn’t really matter, defer to your partners wishes. Over and over and over. Because how many speeds you have on the blender isn’t really important, so giving up what you think is right (basically…

Hannibal: “I ate a bunch of vegans, and they needed more cheese.”

So, enlighten us as to how you know what ass tastes like.

Or just buy and eat some cheese and realize that this tastes nothing like cheese.

I remember those days. One time I was 45 mins late to basketball practice because I just couldn’t get my left contact in my eye! Like, the right one popped right in! The left should just...obey. I know your pain.

Use aluminum foil instead. It makes it easier to take the brownies out and the leftover chocolate goo will be stuck to the foil instead of the pan.

I never understood people who said they liked cake-y brownies. If you want something cake-y, go eat some damn cake. Leave the poor, dense, chewy, moist, so-perfect-that-the-French-are jealous-Americans-created-this-dessert brownies alone.

There’s a link above to an article about lining the pan with parchment to make brownie removal easier. Screw. That. I happen to enjoy scraping the parts of the brownie people leave in the pan and eating that. Like bonus brownie.

If you are making a recipe that requires fractions of eggs..you say fuck that recipe and you order take-out. Snooty partial eggs.