I’m not mad about this.

I’ll eat my hat if he makes it one year without getting impeached.

No way, after all the work they did on President Santos’ campaign.

That begins in earnest next Tuesday and runs for the next 1,460 days.

I wonder why Jon Chait didn’t get that same sense of welcoming from his women friends.

Give it ten more chances. I thought it was the dumbest show ever created the first few episodes I watched. Now, I play it in the background while raising children.

If you mash the pedal, you’re telling the car that you need the most power possible. This necessitates dropping the transmission into the lowest gear possible to get maximum power. If you just want more power with no downshift, don’t mash the pedal.

The Morning Star Farm Grillers “Prime” are great.

Sometimes I think about two women doin’ a spell... and then I do a spell by myself.

Yeah, they look like brother and sister.

What do you mean?

Well, I can take joy in the pain of people who are regretting their votes because Donald is not building a wall/prosecuting Clinton. I really don’t have a lot of sympathy for those ones.

I think the key to the cross is that method makes it a little less creepy for the resurrection. If Jesus rose from the dead as the headless horseman, there would probably be less Christians.

I have a cat named Lady Gaga. She has to wear pajamas because of her over grooming. You can feel bad for her. And also think she is adorable.

The baseball card in the spokes. I don’t really help anything, but I make a lot of noise.

I figure they’ll all be ordering Pumpkin Spice Lattes, in honour of their illustrious Leader the Great Pumpkin.

One could draw the conclusion that those who vote Republican aren’t the sharpest pencils in the pack, are they?

I’m familiar with the specifics of this—including the Snopes article, and while I’ll grant you that there did not have to be a public funeral, my takeaway is that a decision on burial or cremation by a funerary (that’s what it is, right?) be specified. If you hold that a fetus you have terminated is not, in fact, a…

NO. Sorry, but no. This is not Hillary Clintons fault. This is the fault of the people who voted for Donald Trump in spite of every monstrous thing he’s said and done for the past 50 years, and of anyone who didn’t take it seriously or thought it couldn’t happen. This is the fault of anyone who doesn’t know shit about…

I’m gleefully enjoying the implosion of the G.O.P.