Do they call the police on every unopened package delivered to the office? Of course it was opened before freaking out unnecessarily.

You’ve never seen a picture, a cartoon, or read a description of what coal looks like? “Eyes as black as coal”?

My fuckhead representative up here in NY, Tom Reed, was left a bag of coal at his office. They called the cops, in a similar fashion as to what happened here. Idk what kind of moron can’t identify coal on site.

I have one friend I always travel with. We end up eating at mcdonalds or approved chain restaurants everywhere we go, and she always orders the same thing. It can be quite irritating when you want to try something new.

I’m a Katie and I regret not giving myself the nickname Kat. But at 33, you can’t really force the name change on ppl.

Hey now

I’ll be 34 in July and no men are interested in me. Don’t be me.

Growing up we had a nice house with a fancy living room we only used for Xmas. At some point my mom stopped caring and put a sheet over the tree and shoved it in the corner where you couldn’t see it walking by.

I went vegetarian over a year ago, and luckily no one bothers me. Sometimes my will say “come over, I made a nice roast” and I’ll have to remind her. Then she says “oh yeah... I guess that’s meat isn’t it”. But so also hasn’t remembered once in 33 years that I hate Reuben’s, so...

I’d get mad at my ex for jerking off, but that was because he was choosing it over having sex with me, when I made it clear I wanted more sex.

Signs

Well goddamnit.

That’s what I thought. She has a very nice butt and if it were me, I’d do the same thing she did. Want to look at my butt? Go for it, it’s very lovely, right? ;)

Geese are BAMF’s. Mine used to play w my cats and hiss at them. Yes, the goose hissed.

I used to have a pet goose. He just chilled in the pond and shit on the porch. He was just tall enough to look through the window and liked to stare at us when we ate. He also played w the cats and followed us around the yard, but never let us pet him. He was a good bird.

It does suck, but if I had an open few yards to gain some steam... I can’t guarantee I’d be able to hold myself back either.

That’s what it is for me too. Constantly under the surface, just a low boil of hate magma set to go off the second someone indicates anything other than hatred for drumpf. I’ve cut off my family now and i FUCKING HATE THAT COCKSUCKER for making me so angry at family that isn’t in the best health. I know I’m going to…

I know everyone says “I’m moving to canada!”, but I’ve actually been looking into it. I’m holding out for the Mueller investigation, but... its a sizeable thought in my head.

I don’t do anything techy, but I secure housing for low income seniors. I get ss cards, birth certificates (so mothers maiden name), run background checks (so I know 20+ years of past addresses), drivers licenses, military records, etc. I could run the gauntlet with elderly credit if I wanted to, and some of them…

That same thing happened to me! I lived in the country and saw my dome light on well after I came home. I went outside and as soon as I stepped off my porch, the light dimmed to off (as it’s supposed to). I froze for about 5 seconds and then hightailed it back inside and locked the door.