I’m feeling pretty cool in comparison about my over reliance on Dinosaur Train to get these kids out of my hair. Winning!

Dear terrible parents, If you have babies and don’t want them, please contact me. I have space for three and every intention of changing diapers, feeding regularly, and generally giving a crap.

I definitely suck at some aspects of parenting. But not loaded-diaper-highway-crossing levels of suck.

After years of being compared to a bleached, bakery product, you get used to it.

A d00d dumped me today at a bus stop.

Yes, a taser isn’t always a safe or workable solution, but damn it feels like a better one than shooting a man with a bat (no one has yet said he was using it against anyone, but I agree with you that we have no way to know as armchair outsiders.)

I’ve always had dogs. Loved them and they were “part of the family”, but they were dogs. But two years ago we adopted a goldendoodle and she is the sweetest dog I've ever seen. She definitely climbed some ranks. Got her own stocking, a couple of fancy bones for Christmas and we pay for the expensiveass dog food. She…

Does anyone else think that the world is divided into

Yeah, I remember, after getting a new kitten, being asked if he was like my much loved first cat, who had died a few weeks before. I replied, “Not a bit, and I like it that way.” I would have liked it if new kitten was like my first cat too, but there’s something cool about knowing you can love whoever comes your way.

I'd much rather adopt a new dog and give it a home than to spend a shit ton of money to clone my previous dog. We already have too many unwanted animals, so I'm not a fan of this. I also feel the same way about orphaned children.

Considering the ram shackle places that usually fly that flag they should just get an old double-wide trailer for their new wing and save 3.85 million.

Or her “feature film” is gonna be directed by Joe Francis.

This video will haunt her for the rest of her life and rob her of any credibility. And I’m fine with that! ;-)

She’s an asshole.

Technology is moving so fast the law is having a hard time keeping up.

I see a huge difference between letting your ex take the embryos to have more kids and donating them to an infertile who you will never see again. Presumably he will maintain a relationship with his twin boys. How awkward would it be to pick up the kids for dad’s weekend and see your other biological kids hanging out…

How is it vindictive though? If she truly believes these embryos are already little lives (they’re not, but she seems to regard them as such), then this offers a solution that allows them to be used and eventually become actual living beings without forcing him to become a parent with his ex against his will.

I guess the problem people have here is the lack of internal logic to it all. Like, there has been such a long history of Jezebel authors being indignantly outraged because so-and-so made a comment about some woman’s body, and so there has been a huge culture against “body shaming” here... doubly so if has to do with…