And that’s exactly why I prefer to play on console. Less hackers, more stable games (generally) without going through countless possible configurations, and no fear of lack of compatibility.

Yep.  Typos happen.  I ain’t gettin’ paid to Kinja, so I ain’t putting that much care into it.

Seems a little odd for this site to advertise this book and make zero mention of Rabins new Weird Al book...

There are 'people in the greys', and then there are 'the Greys'.

Bitch, you broke into another person’s home and fucking shot him. The only thing that’s ‘reasonable’ here is seeing you put under the jail.

surely no noble western developers would stoop to such disgusting tactics

I suspect this is more of his attempts to look ‘tough’ on China. The problem being, the moron doesn’t understand that China outright owns roughly half the US economy. You can’t be ‘tough’ on someone who owns half your body. The only thing you accomplish is punishing yourself.

I was the last one eliminated in the final hexagon platform game in a show last night and I'm pretty sure I cried myself to sleep.

When he was the first player to hit 3000 Arena Rating he was a human female wearing that exact gear.

I feel like this bit really taught me a lot how to treat others.

“But doctor, I AM Player X.”
Funny joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

This piece isn’t about holding his feet to the fire. It’s not about policy. It’s just clickbait by people pissed off that he’s the nominee so they want to depress any possible hope some of us are feeling about being able to end this in three months.

What sorta hillbilly hell do you live in where the idea of a rifle sitting against a hot tub isn’t both hilarious and insane?

Oh I picture him surviving, and you hear him screaming from the dark depths below, some variant of this:

I was wondering if The Root (aka Black Splinter) was going to spend all its time up until election day trashing our nominee out of pique and a cynical attempt to get clicks.

Of the three, Cash was the only one working under his birth name, unlike those other two counterfeits.

Last choice? C’mon now, I know it has been a few months since it all ended but did you forget that Michael Bloomberg was also sort of in the primary? And Klobuchar? And Mayo Pete? Biden wasn’t in my top ten but there were a lot worse on the ballot.

The less canon there is of Q, the better. He’s best as an enigma. 

Well it is called Jedi Fallen Order...I’ll see myself out.

This reminds me a bit of using the ropes in NES Rygar