or Dylan McDermott......

It looks very....Busy for a beat ‘em up screen.

I would go with Matthew Modine for Epstein.. he can play “Creepy Aloof” well enough to pull it off.

Unlockable sub-Boss Mike Vick on his redemption tour!!!

It could even have a varation of the “Sonic Drowning” music

Ben is a mid level boss who hangs around for four levels after you defeat him, so the fan base can alternately cheer/boo him, until Charlie Batch shows up and vanquishes him.

My family always told me that you should never say anything but good things about the dead,so here we go:

see? It writes itself...now just throw in some Joey Porter and Ray Lewis shooting sidequests, and we’re halfway to a AAA game!

I would play a JRPG based off of Ju Ju Smith Schuster’s quest for his lost bike in the seedy underbelly of Pittsburgh from a few years ago in a heartbeat.

Maybe these are just the base components, and by playing pachinko, i can unlock the real, upgraded ones???

Yeah, it became a bit “Jessecentric” for a bit, and deviated from him helping out locals after he got “unburned/burned again/unburned again”

idk, the last two seasons had their moments, and you could tell that they had an endgame in mind for the series at that point.

I will never not tire of Donovan’s massive overacting when he’s in a cover ID.

We need more Burn Notice as well....

Haven’t we seen this same “I Don’t know why I got in trouble, I’m just going to take my ball and go someplace else!” act before from other streamers in the past? The issue is that there’s not many places left to go now.... especially if there’s “Dangerous Territory” when it comes to your content....

How is that even a twist ending?? It’s been common knowledge since Secret Empire. ugh.

All we need now is for Rich Energy to become a sponsor for any team......

took me like 15 seconds to snark about it.

well, when magikarp turns into gyrados, and it’s the only decent thing about magikarp, and gyrados still stinks, it’s part of the rating.

I’ll save you the 5 minutes: