He did her a favor. She dodged a huge bullet.  All you have to do is go look at his Youtube channel and all will become clear.

Brand has always struck me as a raging douche. The way he left her says it all. I’m sure she’s forgotten all about him. She’s been with Orlando Bloom for so long I always forget the was married to this clown…until he brings it up again. And again.

This is the most interesting thing that Katy Perry has ever released.

The evil ventriloquist dummy from Goosebumps.

Well shit, at least you didn’t overthink it anywhere in those three paragraphs you wrote about it. 

It did keep him from pulling over someone of color for a few minutes, so maybe that is the real takeaway.

let’s also point out that he’s failing miserably with a loaded fire arm on his hip (at a children’s playground)...

Nah, it’s funny because it’s a cop. I see parents eat it on slides occasionally, and it never elicits more than some sympathetic winces. An armed Enforcer of The Law just blasting down a slide with no children evident is funny because it takes cops’ flopping to pretend that their jobs are especially dangerous and lays…

Remember how Jezebel decided not to give Perez Hilton clicks? How about we do that with the Daily Mail, whose overlord continues to work hard to kill our democracy?

Sorry you can’t handle a little thought bro. You’re free to focus on the dumb aspects and ignore any deeper meaning others might find, but other people are allowed to think and connect even a light-hearted thing to broader societal issues, and there is often utility in doing that, even if not everyone wants to…

He looks like a possessed marionette.

“Has your hospital performed any of the induced abortions that are required to be reported?” the letter asks. “If so, has your hospital been in compliance with Idaho’s induced abortion reporting law? If not, is there a reasonable explanation, and will you please provide your induced abortion data so we can make…

Tbh I think sooner on the new face - she looks like she’s already had buccal fat removal, and my partner literally didn’t recognize her in her recent pictures.

She’s really has a thing for not attractive men.

Here I am, 33, and still ensnared by the romantic affairs of theater nerds.

We need anti-religion laws. There’s no difference between a religion and a cult.

The problem is that the line between cult and religion is so razor thin one can barely discern it with the naked eye.

But where would all the Christians go then?

We need anti-cult laws.

Why do celebrities always have those tiny little brachiocephalic rat dogs? And they damn near always hate *someone*. Get a lab or a golden retriever or a pitbull, they love *everyone* plus they can actually breath correctly.