Isn’t “meatball Ron” a dig at his somewhat short and chubby physique?

Oh my God what an utter douchebag.

This is a good time for hilarious satire about how awful rich people are

If he’s gonna take a hard line against outpatient cosmetic procedures, Gjosh had better not look directly at the Trumps.

Haha! I’m just glad someone can see it and it’s not just me. Wasn’t sure if anyone would even get the reference. RIP Chris Cornell.

If you want me to watch rich assholes they need to ride dragons or build railroads in the old west or something. They can’t be our assholes. I don’t need Kendall Roy when Trump Jr exists. I already know these people and reality has already made me tired of hearing about them.

Because it’s white people being all thirsty and aspirational. Coveting the lives of rich, powerful assholes is what white people do. Aaron Sorkin wouldn’t be in business otherwise.

Weirdly, yes. They each have their own different brands of stupid, and after all this time, I find them distinctive. RockHard, for instance, only seems to know about fifteen words that he rearranges at random. ModsLoveMe speaks senselessly (and exclusively!) through a single, beautiful Kindergarten Cop gif that has…

You know, I thought about throwing Crystal up there as E, but yeah, she hasn’t been around for a while, and also, whatever she might be, I don’t think it’s a little 16 year-old creep in a MAGA hat. The other four could easily be that little shit, but Crystal’s kind of her own weird thing.

Whatever happened to the one with the unaborted daughter?  At least she had a charming backstory.

Quickly; yeah, they’re both shitheads and idiots.

100% how I say it in my head.

I’m convinced at least one of those accounts is a sitting republican governor. Probably the one with the worst spelling.

Goddam these are hard options.

Are you suggesting that those are actually four different people?

e) all of the above

Poll time! Based on his devastating wit and clear inability to act more than twelve years old, do we think GOP Josh up there is:

I don’t know how her last name is supposed to be pronounced, but can we all agree now and forever to say it like “Pshaw!”?

I was told my eggs were old before I was 35. Luckily, my OB/GYN in my 40's was much nicer.

Exactly. Women get side-eyed for getting pregnant after 40, even though it’s far more possible than society wants us to believe. But men get high-fived.