Put your phone to your ear and say, “I have to take this—it’s my mortician,” and walk away.

testing this whole “if jez follows you now all the related blogs do” thing that i saw on kinja help. seems to have happened to everyone but me...

WHELP! it happened! sorry for the interruption, carry on.

and of course the judge has ties to Sony. of. course.

i don’t think that’s the case, i’m still persona non grata on all the sublogs :(

you’re really this dumb? you just spelled it out to yourself with your own comment. good gawd, lol.

but why should Kate and Kristen open twitter accts just for this? they clearly don’t want anything to do with twitter, which is sane and smart of them.

i haven’t checked her twitter in ages but a while back she got shit on for supporting Hillary and stopped tweeting. i think a few promotional tweets for her clothing like were posted by an assistant, but her personal voice was gone. i don’t think the other GB female costars are on twitter. if i was a (female)…

shout out to my Irish grandparents who left the old country in 1927, chose not to disembark at Ellis Island and kept going to sensible Canada where, when the time came many decades later, i was able to walk a couple of blocks from my home to the Morgentaler Clinic, be treated like a rational adult and provided with…

ages ago i read a book about life in Medieval times and it said the golden band worn by the wife was instituted by religious leaders who said it would protect the husband from the natural filth of her body. so this bullshit existed, apparently, long before De Beers came to snooker us out of our hard earned dollars. a…

they list all the ways to stream the concert here:

8:30 pm est

better late than never, eh? many Americans have followed them over the years, true die hard fans. at their last Hamilton, Ontario concert this week the city was flooded with Americans from all over. Alabamians, New Yorkers, Californians, Minnesotans, Michiganians (Michiganders?) were just some of the folks we met that…

that makes a big difference. it’s still sad if she continues hoping for something from you that you can’t give her tho’. sad for you too, but in other ways. hope you end up on the same page, life is so much easier that way!

break up with her now, don’t waste her time, esp if you know she might want biological children at some point.

all 3 of my slumbering felines back-flipped out of the room after being startled by that first video, so thanks for the unintended hilarity? but no thanks otherwise. it’s creeptastic how serious Americans are about this Greek house shit.

you absolutely did not kill your best friend. my beloved black cat ZaSu had a brain lesion that caused a massive stroke and we had no time to adjust or mull over decisions, she had to be guided out of this world without wasting any time. in a way it sort of felt like a murder, a violation of sorts, because it was so…

that’s wonderful, i’m so glad you had the chance to do it in such a happy and peaceful fashion. big hugs to you <3

or Massachusetts. everyone i know in MA has a Subaru.

he has what i call the Goldie Hawn effect, looks like he just rolled out of a pile of dirty laundry.

yep, that 25 year old looks 12, 14 tops.

you must be a very young white person who has never had any close friends of colour. you could educate yourself on the history of black women being targeted because of their hair not being considered “professional”. it’s an easy google. yes, bothering women of colour in the workplace over ponytails, braids, scarves,…