While we’re on the subject of failures, why don’t you eat some avocado toast or something that Millennials supposedly do instead of buying houses and diamonds? Are you really mad that instead of fixing the world up the way you want it to be, we spent our youth getting fucked up and piercing ourselves in strange…
When I lived in San Francisco, an old lady carrying a pair of live chickens attempted to get on the 30 Stockton bus. That is, she did get on, but the driver tried to get her to get off, saying, “Lady, you can’t get on this bus with those birds!”
Your father was Ted Dibiase?
Are we sure the woman who was trampled wasn't just a Damn Yankees fan?
I wish I had the technical ability to put Trump’s face over Steve Martin’s! But I don’t, so rev up your imagination and believe this is what we’ll see on Jan. 19.
Sorry, god’s breath can’t get past your intubation setup.
They want to be able to call the election for Trump early in the evening. That puts the wheels in motion. If they can get FOX and some other media to call it, they can essentially claim it as fact. This may discourage people in the western time zones from voting once they hear that (why wait in line when my vote…
Muffins are just cupcakes for people that don’t want to admit they eat cupcakes for breakfast.
So now you know the difference between control issues and heroism is 16 tacos.
I see so this man eats 41 tacos and becomes a hero but, I eat 25 tacos and I’ve got a control issue.
Well, for his sake, let’s just hope he has a competent chemistry lab partner if/when he gets to college.
Definitely just a regular dimwit, and I can’t believe you left out forgetting that his dog was on top of his car.
What’s In the Bucket?
It’s not Giuliani? Guess not if there’s actually something filling the head.
Barry Goldwater
George Carlin. Three times, because the realization Donald Trump is president would kill him again the first two.
It’s a normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf, actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf.