Fez put his finger prints on the murder weapon.

You summed up my thoughts perfectly. Be aware of the people you invite over. Some people can’t be bare foot comfortably. I’m one of those people. I bring indoor shoes with me if I know it will be that sort of situation. However I did leave a party once after 10 minutes because it was a bad pain day for me and I…

Reading is hard for you isn't it.

The elves are tall. Dwarves are small.

It does!

I shop in person and have been having a hell of a time getting tampons the last few months. Ordered a case from Amazon and now I good for the next 15 months.  

My mom survived the widow maker. She works at a hospital. It happened there only reason she is alive. Turned 60 this.

Again it’s the liberals fault. If there hadn’t been a background check the tree would have had it's gun ornament.  Poor tree was prevented from protect it's self.

I found out a few years ago these people don’t seem to care for cigarette smoke.

I'd never mix acid and Guinness.  That would be undignified.  You drink whisky and ginger ale with acid. 

My mom and cousin were too young to see it in theaters when it came out.  Some channel played it a few years later.  My mom doesn't like horror.  When that hand came out she fell off the couch and broke her hand. Apparently the doctor got quite a laugh about it.

Is this the same town Karla Homolka came from? 

The children ration themselves. However their father is the one who has to be watched. We have to hide candy from him. His oldest was 6 when she caught him sitting at the table eating eating their candy. It was 11pm.  "I knew you were stealing my candy in the middle of the night!"

Maybe just maybe this will be great for potty training. My mom always took me to the bathroom and sat me in my little potty chair. I was completely potty train by 2 1/2.  

That picture makes me think she might get a yeast infection.

Trump doesn’t pay period! He gets one of his lackeys to make a phone transfer of to cut a check.

Bush and Dick 'I turned my first heart into coal' Cheney would never ever lie to us. Never. 

Remember when we were told that we could wrap our homes in duct tape and plastic wrap to survive a nuclear or chemical attack? I could have sworn there was a press conference with Bush talking about it.

As a huge wrestling fan RIP Daffney. You will be added to the women’s heaven mania event God’s been booking for years. I heard Luna’s looking for a tag partner.

I’ve been it’s beautiful. Granted I’m white but was with a large group and people were super friendly. I liked Kalispell too. If hiking and tubing is your thing it’s nice. If camping is your thing check out the thrift stores. People abandon expensive things and they are taken the there.  Huge amounts of wool sweaters.