She did almost assalt someone.

Almost a country song.

That crime may have help inspire parts of the movie Candyman. It’s sited on the Wikipedia page about the film.

Hey!  Don't forget about all the drinking too!

I feel that way about House on Haunted Hill. Him and Carol Ohmart were amazing as the super rich playboy and her as a gold digger.

Bagels bites would be a personal pan pizza to a squirrel.  I feel like if a squirrel had a regular sized pizza bagel it could both go swimming and have a snack. Imagine how cute a squirrel with a pizza bagel floaty would be.

Peggy Hill displays low level narcissism through that whole series. She did some truly terrible things to other people on that show. She’s kind of a prototype for the Karen stereotype.

What do you have against cottage cheese?  It's delicious. I prefer large curds.  Do you not like pander as well?

Screw with them. I'd push the limits to see how crazy they've become.

Rip Torn would have made a great Lou Albano.

Who would be Pual Bearer? I just told someone the other day Mike Lindell is really looking more and more like Bearer each passing day.

I could do with a sequel to Bitch Planet.  Some of the women escape and go about killing our oppressors.  

Some may say I'm crazy but the pan pizza at Dominoes comes close to the old pan crust at Pizza Hut.  

I thought it was closer to old bay.

Who took care of his kids while he looted the Capital? 

I have an alcatel flip phone with a cheap monthly plan. It has the option to be used online for Google maps and times. It’s nice to know I can turn on the Wi-Fi in case of an emergency. I like to call it my semi-smart phone.

Won’t somebody think about the a/c repairmen!

Hank Hill always knew the truth.

She is standing like Count Orlak from Nosferatu.  She was probably out on the prowl for the blood of virgins.

After many years of pot psychology my first thought was to make sure that turkey has the right amount of feathers/fingers. It just seemed like the kind of thing she would botch.