Involve. Spell check is a bitch.

Every day with D. Trump should evolve party mix.

I miss my Siamese kitty every day. Mine was named xander the buttmonkey(huge buffy fan). My mom hated him when he was a baby. He screamed all the time like a real baby. After the screaming phase though second best cat I have ever had. My mom chose the cat over me 90% of the time when I was a teenager.

As a self injurer sometimes I have to take breaks from the news. This is one of those times.

According to Fox News who had 3 reporters in the room when it happened he was more or less choke slammed. He picked him up by his neck with 2 hands and slammed him on the ground.

Could’ve called the maintenance guys come up with some ladders. Good old fashioned tables,ladders and chairs match.

I’ve been watching wrestling my whole life and I’ve never seen Linda bodyslam anybody. Kane tombstoned her once though and he’s running for Knox county mayor.

That would take critical thinking and I don’t think that’s her strong suit.

How should Taylor respond to Katy’s conformation about the feud: Murder/Suicide or Taylor could Nancy Kerrigan Katy.

I’d invite them all to a post impeachment party. Nothing fancy. Maybe some wine so they can wash their bitterness away. Definitely balloons though. We shouldn’t forget party streamers and a going away banner. It could say, “Sayounara Loser.”

Uber drivers don’t deserve that.

Shocking that a woman who made a song about a boy who refused her advances by calling him gay would be petty.

That pig dog beast was cute. Don’t

I did that when Jerry Falwell died a few years ago. I felt like God personally gave me a birthday present.

It was totally made for the Japanese fans. If I remember correctly people ask her to apologise for cultural appropriation. Her response was that it wasn’t made for western culture.

My Indian Princess Barbie was better dressed than that.

My cousin’s wedding was this past weekend. My mom was taking a nap on the couch and I wanted her to do my hair. Well, she loves the Rock and will watch anything with him in it. The Hercules movie he did was on. I wooed her wake with the promise that The Rock was on the tv and he had long hair, a beard and was wearing…

What were they going to do if someone wore no underwear?

As a goth kid, if you died it black I’d wear it to a picnic with one of my many pairs of platform boots.

Ha! I said fuck these people on the last day of senior year and never went back. Not even for graduation.