Shocking that a woman who made a song about a boy who refused her advances by calling him gay would be petty.

That pig dog beast was cute. Don’t

I did that when Jerry Falwell died a few years ago. I felt like God personally gave me a birthday present.

It was totally made for the Japanese fans. If I remember correctly people ask her to apologise for cultural appropriation. Her response was that it wasn’t made for western culture.

My Indian Princess Barbie was better dressed than that.

My cousin’s wedding was this past weekend. My mom was taking a nap on the couch and I wanted her to do my hair. Well, she loves the Rock and will watch anything with him in it. The Hercules movie he did was on. I wooed her wake with the promise that The Rock was on the tv and he had long hair, a beard and was wearing…

What were they going to do if someone wore no underwear?

As a goth kid, if you died it black I’d wear it to a picnic with one of my many pairs of platform boots.

Ha! I said fuck these people on the last day of senior year and never went back. Not even for graduation.

His appearance in The Thing sure. However, Big Trouble in Little China will always be his best movie. Followed closely by Escape From L.A. when I get off work Kurt Russell moviethon might be the answer.

They have to go to space first! Then they can go to the nursing home.

Halloween bats or gtfo! How are you even going to put white chocolate on the list and forget the bats?

Where did this gif come from?

I’m going to believe you were talking about wrestling intro music. It is WrestleMania weekend after all.

Not only can it be punched it can also be bricked. Which makes Spencer a 2 brick guy. 1 for the hair and 1 for the face. 

If everything was free you could get as much Fisher Price as you wanted. It’s free!

What will Mother do without him?

I was just thinking about plastic wrapping my house in case of a chemical attack.

Google’s Alexa also gives the name of a female wrestler as Mrs. Bush’s height.