If you like whiskey put a shot in Mexican hot chocolate. You'll love it!

I have huge breasts. My nipples are also pierced vertical now instead of horizontal. They were pierced both ways. The point being my nipples aren't very sensitive so tittyfucking is much more entertaining to me. My SO enjoys it a lot and it feels better than just playing with my nipples. My nipples just aren't…

I'm from Chicago but not there right now. I miss that city. Your so lucky to be there right now.

Yes I am well aware of that but it's only been the last couple of years where about half of all high heels were peep toe including foot wear that it doesn't make any sense for there to be a peep toe. In the 80's it was pumps and pointy toed shoes. In the nineties it was rounded tip shoes. There is always a shoe…

Peep toe shoes and boots are the ugliest shoes ever created. I can't wait until that trend ends.

If it's anything like Sweeney Todd then its more than a 5th of whiskey and less than gallon of gin.

Robot Holocaust! It makes Freejack look like an Oscar Best Picture Winner.

I work at a playhouse and the actors and crew are all really into books. It was refreshing to me as a bookworm to be able to talk about the book or play I was reading. The flip side to that is often times they have no idea how awesome the source material is if it wasn't a book. We put on Evil Dead the Musical a few…

HAve you read the Sleeping Beauty series by Anne Rice? It's a great series.

Yes! Yes! Yes! I crossed the Narrow Sea and haven't made it back yet.

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I think the ads have just absolutely been shit in explaining what the movies are about. My SO has no idea from the ads what it was about. He is totally out of the loop. No teens around us. I'm 25 and he is 32. He is the market they are complaining about not getting his money. We love dystopian stories. After I…

Rifftrax is the guys from Mystery Science 3000. They have a website where you pay $2.00 for an MP3 that links up with the film. Hulu has a few of the movies. They have done a lot of the newer movies. Wicker Man was pretty awesome. They can do any movie without the rights to it because it is sold separately.

One Dollar!!! I'm bidding $1.

Are you 25? 14 seems about right to me for when that movie came out.

I thought it was called Ally McBeal?

It probably has to do with the shape and where they sit on your chest and how far apart they are.

I used to work at Taco Bell. We had this guy who would come in and he'd pay in cash. He always put a chick tract under his money and he would slide it across the counter very shady like. I always wanted to tell him that I had drug dealers act less shady than he did.

I collect them like Pokemon! They are the best. Get in your favorite reading chair at home. If you imbibe in any kind of intoxicant now is the time. Pick your favorite or pick them all. It's up to you! Then sit back and read. Then laugh and laugh. What I enjoy about them is they try to give bible parables an…

An aneurism or heart attack.