Say what you will about the Raelians but we all know The Uranians are the most fabulous cult ever.

The practice goes further back than Victorians. It is talked about in Deuteronomy 22:13.

It's almost as if everyone involved in the creative process of this sat around and watched old zombie and cannibal films from the 30's and 40's. It's the same plot. White woman tormented by the slanty eyed black devil. White males to the rescue.

Neil Geiman's Neverwhere is pretty great. Anything by him is great but Neverwhere and Stardust are age appropriate and fall into the scifi/fantasy genre. Someone said Terry Pratchett and I love those books.

I am marathoning 30 Rock. I see people talk about how much they love Liz Lemon a lot on Jez. I can't get behind the Lemon love because she is kind of an asshole. She is definitely a mean girl.

Isn't that the same outfit she wore at New Year's?

You act as if Julia Roberts isn't the Dark Lord.

Why I do believe I will promote you.

Can I be your friend? I know exactly what I want for Christmas. I want the Enterprise pizza cutter.

It's almost as if all execs care about is money.

21 and 24 like always are just standing around.

In this case a vasectomy is a gift that keeps on giving. Michelle Dugger would get to live to see her children grow up. She would get to raise her own kids instead of the older girls doing it since she wouldn't be pregnant for 9 months out of every year.

Tom Cruise was front page gossip rags for years though and he got a lot bad press a few years ago. I think he alienated his audience with couch jumping and postpartum depression denying. And creepy cult behavior.

They are going to keep playing it until the 3 hour divorce party episode premieres.

Kim K and Kris are getting a divorce.

I'm wondering if it really counts. The first movie has no fantasy or SciFi in it that I remember.

Tucker and Dale VS. Evil

I read about that movie. It looks awesome.

I hope she stays quite about this and never talks about it. She could have a press release and announce she was just fat. I'm all about messing with the press.

It's hard to be held to the standards of ODB.