Imma tell you right now bitch better watch out. You do not fuck with my Grandma's Harlequin Romance Novels. She'll take you out. It's been a long time since she loaded her rifle, but Bachmann better not plan on doing parades near any grassy knolls. My Grandma been reading those books longer than Bachmann has been…

1000 times yes!

Given as an awards speech,

I would have tagged this indognities.

Just remember the real Lucas was kidnapped.

I would totally buy those. The white pads are visible through underwear. I could go to the store and buy goth tampons with the black applicator and Cheer Dark to rinse out my under things. I could buy the darkest dark chocolate and Djarum Blacks. I could buy Johnny Walker Black Label whiskey and lay in my dark…

If you head over to cnn there is a video of her yelling, "Somewhere the devil is dancing tonight!"

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Have you ask them about a temporary wall?

I never had an opinion on this guy until your story. Now I have one. I like him.

Someone should tell them that they're not part of the North American continent.

I'm sorry. As I got down further in the thread I saw some of your comments and I figured it out.

That muppet reminds me of Alice Cooper. "

Even the court fees it charged the beer company for. :)

It's not a new saying. My grandma has been saying it my whole life and I'm a 1/4 of a century old.

And here I was thinking about east coast and west coast rivalries.

My SO and I have an open relationship and safe sex is the Number 1 rule. For us that is the most disrespectful thing we do to each. No one should put the other partner's health in danger.

Are you being snarky about Griselda's comment?

I hadn't heard about this case. It is both sad and interesting.