I can't wait till I hit menopause. I'm 24 and I've come to the conclusion that I'm too old to put up with some of this bullshit and not call them on it. Over the holidays I called my mom a racist and gave her a history book to read. Then my Grandma told my mom that she was pro-choice and my mom started ranting to…

...quoted as saying rich bigoted dick statements.

Club Soda with a little bit of lemon juice dropped in might help as a substitute. It's still carbonated but is calorie free and it doesn't have that weird taste diet sodas have.

#COTD

Iron Maiden!

Link to TARDIS pipe.

This exactly how I think. I also hate agree or disagree sections. Questions like, "Do you like working in a team." I always think there needs to be middle ground. Sometimes teams are awesome sometimes their full douche bags.

Cottage cheese would fuck your world up.

It's included in the pass but I heard you only get to ride it once.

You make ladys' in waiting sound like well dressed secret service members.

I thought that it was interesting the post came from a men's blog and was written by a guy.

Will there be pouches on the thighs that are the size of tree trunks?

I think you may have sold me on this movie with the phrase minotaur dick.

Actually they were bought by Kraft so now they are American.

That was the joke. I know he's The Doctor.

They also might want anchovy pizza.

Matt Smith was supposed to be playing Doctor who?

Not if you think about her singing from the point of view of Mary Magdalene instead of as Jesus.

I just want to know who Lorrie Moore is.

Once she got back in CPS care they didn't even put her back on Risperdal so more than likely she wasn't responding well to it. Let me tell you, you haven't lived until your anti psychotic makes you more psychotic.