Good old Cosmo. A magazine that really reflects how I feel about life. Also it gave me the great advise of how to please my man by tying a scrunchy around his balls.

I've decided this guy is just angry that he was born a woman. All he wants in life is to carry the babies.

If anything I think she is less saucy now then in Peter Pan. She was solely a sex object in that movie. Now she is an inventor in a society that celebrates womankind.

The Penguin fits into both Batman and Bruce Wayne. With the right casting and costuming I don't see why it couldn't fit into Nolan's Batman.

I'm thinking he wants to plead not guilty by reason of insanity.

@thaneoflochaber: ...straight to plastic surgery.

@PennyFarthing: Awesome, even if I am the only one in the room that gets it.

And there's a similar case in Michigan. I truly hope both families make it out live without anymore violence perpetrated on them. It's so fucking horrible.

They all suck. I wish Jez would take that stand.

They're like the most epic frenemies ever.

Fucking Jedi. Never had have balls to be truly evil.

It was a good book. I have been telling people about this type of burial method since I read about it. It's how I want to go out. Turn me into plant food.

If you just dumped your body you could cause water contamination for the rest of the people still living besides the terrible smell of rotting bodies. This process uses about 1/8 of cremation and it doesn't waste the nutrients the earth could take back.

And cut his hand off!

If she was smart she would endorse the cream and say it's for all the little monsters in the world. Really go for the born this way cosmic birth angle.

Essence Atkins dress is amazing! It looks like liquid metal flowing over her.

This creepy and crazy get ot of my mind! My mom has never lived on her own without my Granmma and she has told me exactly the same thing. "You will take care of me forever like a good daughter should." She said it in family therapy one time when I was a teenager and my therapist cut off family therapy and said I…

I still believe smells are subjective to everyone individually.

Look at you over clutching pearls while assuming she has a personality or mental disorder.

I'm pretty sure Rome Girl is right. It all makes so much sense now. That's why he keeps talking about trolls. He is both the troll and trolled. The cat that burps and farts at the same time. He is the Internet.