Yes, yes, it’s nobody business, but let me say as a person in recovery, I believe that you shouldn’t enter a new relationship in the first year of sobriety. Some strict sponsors would say, “Wait two years.”  Just my opinion, but I don’t think it bodes well for his future sobriety. Don’t yell at me.

Anyone else get choked up for the abortion clinic workers at this? I know what it’s like to go full throttle against the clock, but not at these stakes, and I’m definitely an empath and have been drinking, but damn. Goddexx bless the workers, and fuck Republicans.

Oh they are anti-choice.

I’m glad everything went well for you. I had an abortion at 8 weeks pregnant at an Austin clinic in 1999 when I lived there. It was easy-peasy, with no complications and no protesters, thankfully. I was in graduate school and there’s no way I would have been able to travel out of state. My heart breaks for everyone…

Hey all — your friendly abortion care worker and former Texan here. This is totally fucked. Clinics and abortion funds are already being flooded with frantic calls from people who need to get their abortions. To get around the law, the patient needs to travel out of state and have their abortion NOT in Texas. This…

The party of small government strikes again. The state allowing every common citizen to become an anti-choice “deputy”? So you’re incentivizing people to snoop on any woman in the hopes of snagging a $10K payday. What powers exactly do people have? Can they march into a doctor’s office and demand medical info? If a…

... you're making us think about republican weiners, this cannot be forgiven. 

So TX wants to tell people what to do with their bodies, that will include mandated vaccines so morons don’t go killing others, right?! *crickets*

As a Texan, a lawyer, and a fiercely pro-choice individual, there is nothing about this law that I don’t fucking despise, including the people who wrote it, the people who voted for it, and especially the contemptible assholes who will end up enforcing it by suing doctors and clinics. 

When I die, I want my remains scattered at Mar-R-Largo.

Any lawyer worth their salt is going to make all possible claims in their initial complaint. While there are ways to amend a complaint, they aren’t always easy, and if you don’t include all possible claims in your initial complaint and you can’t amend, you lose the right to do so.

Another round of drinks for all the “insufficiently inspired” blue voters who did their part to make this all possible back in 2016

I know I probably care more about Jen G’s feelings than I should, but I think US Weekly had a headline that read something to the effect “Ben & JLo were the loves of each other’s life” and I thought, I’m sure the mother of his children, who nursed him thru numerous bouts of addiction, really appreciates this.

Mississippi has a maternal mortality rate almost 2 times the national average.  But yes, abortion bad/forced birth great.

We need a Constitutional Amendment stating that any pregnant person has the right to an abortion, at any time in the pregnancy, for any reason, or no reason, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

Two things I did as a result of Kavanaugh becoming a Supreme Court justice:

Very sad it wasn’t an actual Missy video.

Missy Elliott’s City Girls Video

Everyone knows that when you’re at the Vatican you need to cover up... centuries of child molestation and unmarked mass graves on multiple continents. I don’t give a fuck about the dress.

I had a lengthy conversation with God the other day. He told me that people can have sex for pleasure without being married, gay people are better than straight people, and half of every abortion prevents Hitler’s reincarnation. His favorite kind of porn is Mormon-themed, where they all wear that magic white…