OOH! OOH! Do Bill Barr now! Do Bill Barr!

I’m so confused about what is the audience he is playing for here? And I don’t mean that in a way to gather lazy jokes about Trump’s mental faculties and all that, but like seriously, how does he think this helps him? What is the thought process? I mean I saw already Nate Silver among many others point out that not…

I must confess up front this is not particularly scary - but it is definitely ghostly. It just involves my father - the sweetest man ever - so how scary is that?! Lol. I grew up in the country on a farm with horses. Since we were so remote, and the driveway to my childhood home so long, my parents had installed a…

The problem is (I’ve been thinking on this a lot, sadly) if they admit that they were wrong about him, then they have to admit that we liberal elites were right, even once. And they CAN’T DO THAT. Because that opens a horrifying doorway in which they have to admit that we might have been right about other things…

My wife’s aunt on her family group text: Pray for OUR President.

I’m voting for Biden, however my preferred ticket from the start has been Massive Stroke/COVID-19 2020.

I watched a bunch of good people die in front of me in April and there was nothing I could do to help them. I take this shit really seriously. Also, I’m closing out the day with a glass of wine and spit it out reading this headline because I LOL’d too hard.

I’m so jaded at this point that I’m convinced it’s fake--50% to get out of the debates, and 50% to be able to say, “look this old fat guy had it and he’s fine, covid’s no big deal!” right before the election.

I frankly think they’re lying to get out of the rest of the debates but in case it’s true?

If I found out Dump approved of me in any way I would tailspin into an existential crisis of massive proportions. A collapsing star of angst.

The thing that always gets me is the people getting the most dramatic, expensive work done have the money to just look great by less dramatic means.

Like, Meryl Streep has probably gotten Botox or some subtle enhancers, and she doesn’t look like she’s in her 40s but she looks fantastic. She is probably using a great…

Yeah, sorry, call me cynical but I’m not really buying the theory that her brand is the result of her trauma. She would like for the viewers to come to that conclusion and somehow be redeemed but I know plenty of trauma survivors who don’t end up racist, homophobic fame whores. I’m not saying it had no impact, but I…

Her trauma didn’t make her a racist POS. She’s a racist POS that also happened to experience trauma.

I’m not even going to address that bullshit Trump story beyond asking all of you if you’ve already requested your ballots, and if your state tracks when they send them out and such?

OH LORD. I’m actually going to defend this family. (deep breath)

Chris Evans is the best Chris.

Chris Evans has been really open about his struggles with anxiety and I just honestly felt bad for him. It was a fuck-up anyone could have made, and I found it genuinely sweet that so many people started flooding Twitter with pictures of him and his dog to drown out the earlier tweets.

Ouch! Right in the binaries.

Not to be a jerk but that headline is just wrong wrong wrong.  Unless she has ovarian cancer - then “malignant” cysts is wrong. Malignancy means cancer.. and we all know this.. And it changes the entire nature of the lawsuit if she did in fact, have cancer - and was denied..

Honestly, I’m more looking forward to hanging out outside in the cold than in the summer heat. I’d take sweaters and bonfires over sweating and mosquitoes every single time, no question.